SundaySchool Little Mary
was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary
didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is
our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,''
and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!"The
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