50+ thiings to do on an
elevator:D
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
off.
2.Blow
your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
“Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
4.Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small
World” incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of
the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask: “Got enough air in there?”
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by
themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie
patrol coming!”
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.One word: Flatulence!
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go
“plink” at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
“Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occasionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.
22.Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh
and say “oops!”
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks
infected.
24.Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually
pushing buttons.
25.Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator
descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on
the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
“You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far
corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say “mmmm… tasty!”
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for
them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
“through” it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is
that your beeper?”
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say “Ding!” at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red
buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers that this is your “personal
space.”
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
“Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more
suitable host body.”
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other
passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say “I think it’s getting
larger.”
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler “Bad
touch!”
51.Set up a Twister mat and ask if the pasengers if they'd like
to join.
52.Leave a box between the doors.
53.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for
them.
54. Set up a table and make your own little office. Take calls
and everything.
ones made by you guys:
1.drink a coffee and slurp really loudly then once
in awhile scream THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE BUTT and keep slurping
it.
2.stand facing the corner and groan and scream IM GUNNA PUKE. IM
GONNA DIE, THEN IM GONNA PUKE and make gagging noises
3.drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up then yell
"THAT'S MINE!"
4.Yell "Group HUG!!" then enforce it.
5.bring a camera and take a picture of everyone.
6.bring a desk on and sit at it. then when some one gets on: ask
them if they have an apointment.
7.hold the doors open and tell the passenger(s) that your holding
it for a friend. wait a while and let the doors close. then say:
"Hey Greg!! How was your day?"
******NOTT MINE! CREDIT TO WHOM EVER! JUST LOOVEDD
IT<3
