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// BARNEY. //
 A purple dinosaur character that stars in
intellellectually insulting show by the same
name. Barney the Dinosaur is the perfect
torture device for use in extracting information
from terrorists. One way to kill Barney
is to tell Michael Jackson that there is
a little boy inside that dinosaur costume.

* urbandictionary.com *


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// BARNEY. // A purple dinosaur character that stars in intellellectually

42 faves · 2 comments · Nov 1, 2009 10:31pm

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EmTayTay happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
I thought this was so hilarious so I wrote it down on a piece of paper and gave it to my BFF and my science teacher accadently got ahold of it and he read it and started laughing...and then started coughing (old man)
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marissarosexx3 · 1 decade ago
This just made my day :D
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