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the ancient greeks believed that their gods were immortal.

A greek girl was praying to Zeus, the king of the gods. She was trying to understand his eternal nature. "Zeus," she asked, "what's a million years to you?" "A million years is like a second to me," Zeus explained. "And a million dollars?" "A million dollars is like a penny to me," Zeus replied. The girl felt daring, and she asked, "Zeus, would you give me one of your pennies?" "Sure," Zeus replied. "Just a second."
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World's Oldest Joke the ancient greeks believed that their gods

57 faves · 4 comments · Oct 11, 2009 10:47pm

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babiiidaniii24 · 1 decade ago
ahaha its liek um she askd him for a million dollers and he was liek just a second n a second is a milion yers 2 him ahah
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_Beautiful_Disaster_ · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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13Kayla · 1 decade ago
i dont get it hah?!?!
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iwaslikewhoah · 1 decade ago
i dont get it.. prob obvious
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