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 WHY DOES IT SUCK TO BE AN EGG?
you only get laid once. 
you get eaten once. 
it takes fifteen minutes to get hard, 
three minutes to get soft, 
& the only chick who will sit 
on youface is your mother
 
sexual jokee (;
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WHY DOES IT SUCK TO BE AN EGG? you only get laid once. you get

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