I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and
I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. I could be
sitting here laughing at you because I am avoiding you and you
don't know it. Ok, I'll make a deal with you. If you can guess
correctly whether or not I'm here I will talk to you. Then again,
if I'm not here and you guess right then I'm really just not here
to talk to you. Also, if I'm ignoring you and you guess right then
what do you really think are the chances that I'll tell you that
you were right? So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and
I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm avoiding you.
meleia**