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I like playing with soccer balls and shooting hoops with basketballs.
I tend to blow bubbles on my free time,
wear bandana's everyday,
and enjoy being called cute pet names.
I woo men with my seductive trumpet playing.
On weekends to let off steam,
I participate in full contact sewing.
Years ago,
I discovered what true love was,
and the meaning of life,
but forgot to write it down.
I breed prizewinning pigs,
and churn my own butter.
Video's of bunnies make me giggle,
along with silly faces.
I have shaken with Elvis,
rattled with Chuck Norris,
and rolled with the Beatles,
but have not yet graduated high school.
After school,
I enjoy party boying in Walmart.
Im so short,
my puppy is taller than me,
when he's laying down.
Oh,
and I dress like a lumberjack for pleasure.
so who actually wants to get to know me?