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Things to do when bored in school:

1. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly.
2. Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying. 
3. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
4. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
5. Sing your questions to the class.
6. Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
7. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
8. When the class is silent, put your book on the desk and fart on it.
9. While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher or someone random and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out.
10. Every time your teacher asks a question, raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your friends join in and even have people in different class periods do it
11. Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."
12. After being given an important assignment, blatantly stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it.
13. When the teacher hands out an assignment, put your shoes on your hands and attempt to do your work while whining about how hard it is. If the teacher tries to say anything, say, "You don't know me!" and run away crying.
14. Eat your test,then spit it out on your rival.
15. Start a food fight by throwing food on your principal.
16. Mimic your classmate's facial expressions. If they notice, keep doing it until they get mad. If they get mad, keep doing it until they make a scene. If they make a scene, raise your hand and complain that he/she is distracting you.
17.
Get a pair of 3-d glasses. Wobble around while walking and keep yelling, "Whoah, that looked so real!"
18. Purr at your neighbor.
19. Talk with a really bad fake accent
20. Crawl around the room humming the music from mission impossible.


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Things to do when bored in school: 1. Listen to what the teacher

5 faves · 1 comments · Sep 2, 2009 8:21pm

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peacexlovexsarah · 1 decade ago
ive done 3 17 19 and 20 but the rest i wouldbt b able to do without getting detention...suspension or expelled
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