Hi! This is my away message. You can:
a.) Leave a message,
b.) Write me an e-mail, or
c.) Rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling
"BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!"
While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you
will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white
coats who will be happy to listen to you.
