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Today, I ordered a pizza online. The website gave me the delivery boy's name, so I quickly put on a shawl and my mom's glasses. When I opened the door I said "Welcome, Tom." He looked terrified.
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Today, I ordered a pizza online. The website gave me the delivery

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