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Today,   while    studying   in   the
middle   of    the    night,   my   dad
came     home     drunk.    I    helped
him     to     the     sofa     and     after
clearing      up      his      mess,      he
started     going     on    about    how
useless  my  sister Vanessa was,
and  how  good  a  daughter  I  am.

I am Vanessa.
FML.

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