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Quotes added on Thursday, March 10 2022

  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2022 6:59am UTC
    father material.
    he's the kinda guy you dont really want around.
    funny and endearing from a distance
    but dangerous up close.
    the kinda guy who's only good when the ocean is calm.
    the kinda guy you don't want around in times of trouble.
    never dependable and always full of excuses.
    he's the guy with no kind bone in his body.
    ofcourse he'll know how to play nice
    but it will always be an act.
    if no one is watching he will be himself.
    the sad thing is that he doesn't even know himself well.
    despite that, he'll claim to know you better than you know yourself;
    "you never used to be like this, you're acting different".
    he's the kinda guy who has got gift giving and acts of service as a love lanuage.
    except he'll expect to only receive and give very little.
    he's the kinda guy who acts aloof and indifferent.
    but deep down he's honing in on how to press your buttons.
    the kinda guy your mum will never be fond of.
    probably cause he reminds her too much of your father.

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2022 7:08am UTC
    cause you told me that story with such a big grin.
    a stupid look on your face as you told me the most...inappropriate story.
    was i supposed to laugh?
    did you want me to be happy for you?
    i don't know what you were expecting.
    do you really not know me well enough?
    it's so nice to hear about others caring for you.
    it's so nice to hear stories about you being so supportive to others as well.
    it's so nice to hear about how capable and responsible you are.
    now i'm just left confused as to why you never showed me the same.
    congrats. you're so out of touch. it's almost legendary.

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2022 7:12am UTC
    you don't want to face up to the mess you've caused.
    you just want me to greet you with a smile day in and day out.
    you want everyone to overlook what a terrible job you've done.
    the big blatant elephant in the room trumpets at you
    yet you never bat an eyelash.
    you do you.
    stay delusional.
    i will keep my sanity and limit contact with you from here on out.

:)

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