(From Gift Wrapped)
Radio Reporter: The recent blizzard has snowbound the mountain areas. The state highway patrol reports that all roads to the mountains may be closed for six weeks.
Sylvester: Six weeks? I'll starve!
[goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge, finding nothing but bird seed]
Sylvester: Bird seed...?
Sylvester: [opens the cupboard, which has the same contents as the fridge] Seed?
Tweety: Hey, putty tat! I found lots of food!
[Sylvester runs excitedly to the pantry, only to discover that it is also stuffed with bird seed]
Tweety: We don't have to worry, putty. There's enough food for a long time.
Sylvester: I'm a cat! I've gotta have cat food!
Tweety: Aw, poor putty tat. We've got to find something for you to eat. Let's see, what do putty tats like to eat...
Sylvester: Well, let's see, there's liver, and there's fish, and there's, uh... there's, uh...
[stares menacingly at Tweety]
Tweety: And then there's what, putty? What else is there?
Sylvester: Never mind, never mind. I got it solved.
[runs to the kitchen]
-Merry Christmas my fellow Wittians!-
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