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Quotes added on Saturday, October 9 2021

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2021 3:05pm UTC
    Forgetorandum of understanding n. An agreement between two or more parties not to remember a party at which they were partying.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2021 3:06pm UTC
    There's nothing so precious as a mother's love. So even if I did have to pay my mom nearly $35,000 to love me, I think it was a good investment.

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