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Quotes added on Saturday, May 29 2021

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2021 1:47am UTC
    My wife told me I needed to start being realistic.
    I thought I was pretty life-like for a hologram.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2021 1:48am UTC
    'Underwire' means redundant surveillance where I come from.

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