Quotes added on Tuesday, March 31 2020

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March 31, 2020 1:44am UTC

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.

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March 31, 2020 1:55am UTC

I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 1:58am UTC

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

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March 31, 2020 2:05am UTC

A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 2:11am UTC

The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 5:11am UTC

What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion.

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March 31, 2020 5:13am UTC

A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

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March 31, 2020 5:23am UTC

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!

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