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Quotes added on Saturday, September 7 2019

  1. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 1:09am UTC
    If I'm so special, why am I a secret?

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 10:24am UTC
    We don't see things as they are, we see them as our optometrist is.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 10:25am UTC
    There's no business like show business, but there's lots 'o businesses like matzo businesses.

  4. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 4:16pm UTC
    Dudes be like "gimme a chance? What could it hurt?" MY HEART BRO. My freaking heart 😭 hop out my inbox

  5. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 5:53pm UTC
    Hard pill to swallow: people are allowed to decide they don't want you in their lives anymore

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