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Quotes added on Saturday, May 26 2018

  1. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 1:26am EDT
    1:24 AM 5/26/18
    If i sleep now,
    i'd just dream
    and i don't want any more vivid imaginations.
    I've hoped for too long.

  2. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 7:00am EDT
    @someone, 6:45 AM 5/26/18
    ...I'm sorry for lying,
    even though I had promised before...
    I did think it was nothing,
    'til afterwards I had told you
    the same lie I tell the other one.
    I promise i'll tell you next time I can.
    I'm sorry for not being honest.
    It was hard to tell if it were all genuine.
    I understand I can tell you anything and everything,
    more than I tell the other one theirselves.
    But for some reason,
    I felt it couldn't be said.
    It wouldn't have made sense.
    By the time I tell you,
    I hope to God
    you'll understand...

  3. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 7:08am EDT
    ~What made you different than the others?~

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 8:29pm EDT
    Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 8:29pm EDT
    The more viral the media, the more medial the virality.

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