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Quotes added on Tuesday, June 7 2016

  1. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:22am UTC
    Friend: DO YOU EVEN LIFT! *starts flexing*
    Me: Yeah, my eyebrows! Check this out! *Makes mad facial expressions*

  2. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:28am UTC
    "Think I threw up in a pool
    Gotta a Scooby Doo Tattoo
    Must of thought that was cool
    F*$@
    I'm feeling so Dumb"

  3. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:35am UTC
    "The happiest of people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best out of everything they have. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly... and enjoy hot chocolate."

  4. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:55am UTC
    *Puppy crawls on my lap*
    Me: (This puppy is sooo cute! Wait! I gotta be masculine about this.)
    Friend: Awww she likes you! She doesn't like new people too often so this is the first time she's actually crawled on someone.
    Me: (Omg this puppy! Awww. Must maintain composure! Awww she's looking at me and licking my fingers.)
    ~7 hours later and I'm home~
    Me: OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS THE CUTTEST PUPPY EVER!!! IT WAS TAKING LITTLE STEPS TOWARDS ME AND AHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO ADOPT EVERY PUPPY I SEE!!!! AND SHE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB THE STAIRS BUT SHE WAS SCARED OF THE STAIRS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CLIMB THEM SO WELL!!! AHHH!

  5. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 2:02am UTC
    "How do people expect me to keep up with them when I don't even keep up with the Kardashians?"

  6. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 2:10am UTC
    Well, that's okay. Young love rarely survives anyway. It was amazing while it lasted, right? Yes, and it was an extravagant, wretched love. There was love, there was hatred, there was passion, there was ignorance, there was fear, there was tension, there was struggle, there was success, there was trial and error, there was pain, there was laughter, there were tears, there were promises, there was blame, there was surrender, there was support, there was accompaniment, there was perseverance, there was inconsistence, there was life! There was reality. He lifted me up then dug me back into the ground. I haven't been able to stand for a while. There were so many moments of sparks and darkness, I don't know where I'm going anymore. He gave me strength. He gave me justice. He gave me a voice with no hope. He gave me love, but it was different. He gave me joy, and gave me shame. But it was love. It was powerful. It was a curse. It was ugly, yet beautifully stitched together with pieces of our lost minds and broken hearts.

  7. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 2:15am UTC
    I've known you for 21 months now, 3 of which we were "normal" and happy and everything was perfect. We've been on and off, and fighting for 10 months after that. It's now been exactly 7 months of no communication AT ALL. But do you know how long I've been in love with you? 21 months.

  8. topdutchseo topdutchseo
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 9:58am UTC
    “The three essential elements of an effective SEO are effective communication, useful information and high quality backlinks.”

  9. lightdark123 lightdark123
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 10:21am UTC
    Samsung
    ⍒ 9:30 AM ▋▋▋▋■
    What do I have to do to show you that I'm falling apart? Why can't you see that I need you?
    Is anyone even listening to me?

  10. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 10:50am UTC
    and now I'm bleeding words. they escape me, and the recoil hurts. and I can't look the other way. I'm chasing starlight to find that it has died away.so breathe it in, it's just snow, and we're just falling. and we won't always dream, we'll fall back to nothing. cause I'm just starting to learn that I've always been chasing ghosts.

  11. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 12:32pm UTC
    "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

  12. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 12:49pm UTC
    its like you're always stuck in second gear

  13. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:09pm UTC
    It's a beautiful day.

  14. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:47pm UTC
    "don't come searching for me if you're not ready for me. if you cannot, or are
    unwilling, to match my hustle, heart and mind - stay away."

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 4:36pm UTC
    lightning strikes everytime she moves

  16. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 5:13pm UTC
    I've lost it all
    I'm just a silhouette
    A lifeless face
    you'll soon forget

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 5:34pm UTC
    I've been picking
    up the pieces
    of the mess
    you made

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 5:36pm UTC
    If you talk enough sense then you'll lose your mind

  19. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 5:55pm UTC
    so what if i'm crazy
    the best people are

  20. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 5:58pm UTC
    you've got that kind of look in your eyes
    as if no one knows anything but us

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