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Quotes added on Tuesday, April 26 2016

  1. pirateslifeforme* pirateslifeforme*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 3:07am UTC
    I almost constantly am drowning. I dont even know who I am anymore I act so different around so many people. Are all these me's fake or I dont know

  2. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 3:47am UTC
    Today, I will look around & enjoy all the beautiful things that are around me rather than yearn for things that are beyond my control & become miserable.-RVM

  3. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 6:39am UTC
    THE SIGNS AS TEACHERS
    Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
    Taurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
    Gemini: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
    Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
    Leo: *Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
    Virgo: Take your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
    Libra: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
    Scorpio: What am I doing here?
    Sagittarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
    Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
    Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
    Pisces: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!

  4. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 9:14am UTC
    Your soul
    is haunting me.
    And telling me
    that everything
    is fine

  5. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 11:13am UTC
    THE SIGNS ON A ROAD TRIP IN THE BUS
    Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
    Taurus: *Eats*.
    Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
    Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
    Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
    Virgo: *Reads*
    Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S READING!
    Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
    Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
    Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
    Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
    Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 1:46pm UTC
    Today was my last day of high school and right now my only thought is ‘I never have to wear a school uniform again’. 😂

  7. Gumdrops* Gumdrops*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 2:49pm UTC
    But, baby, I don't fix hearts. I break them.

  8. Gumdrops* Gumdrops*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 3:29pm UTC
    Dad, you promised me you'll be there for me. That you'll scare off my first boyfriend, you'll hunt the first guy who breaks my heart and walk me through the isle at my wedding day. I'm now 17 and you're already gone. 10 years, dad. 10 years have passed and I still can't accept the fact that you're not here anymore. How do I move on?...

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 4:31pm UTC
    ladies, if he knows you for one day
    and he's already hitting you with the
    "I love you", he's probably lying. and
    if he adds in "I've never felt this way
    about anyone before.." then not only
    is he lying, but he probably throws
    that same line to anyone that'll listen.
    all in all: proceed with caution.

  10. bitch735 bitch735
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 6:17pm UTC
    When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you'd be this important to me.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 9:24pm UTC
    guys can be so stupid I swear. I like
    yahtzee, it is a fun game. I don't have
    people to play with so I got the app.
    then, this guy starts talking to me,
    adds me on kik and everything. he
    has a girlfriend/fiance/whatever, and
    he would flirt with me. hardcore. and
    I told him a million times I was not
    into him and that I never would be
    but he like expected me to be so
    grateful that he was into me that I'd
    change my mind. anyway, that was
    a turn off but he was persistent to
    win me over. even tho he is not my
    type, and has a fiance anyway. plus
    he's one of those people that think
    they are so profound when they're
    just extremely condescending. then,
    to top it all off, he starts talking about
    his criminal past. domestic abuse and
    corruption of a minor (which is basically
    statutory r.ape) and like WHY? what sane
    person would disclose that to someone
    who was in an abusive relationship
    (mentally, physically, and s.exually)?
    who they were trying to win over?
    it honestly just makes me not want to
    talk to you at all, sir.
    (he called the minor he corrupted a
    ho who begged for it. like are you kidding
    me? she was 13. he was an adult.)

  12. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2016 11:19pm UTC
    Girl: I don't do bad boys.Me: how about a guy that does a lot of bad @ss things? Girl: shut up like what?Me: (uhh s%&) I opened a pickle jar and it only took me 43 minutes.

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