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Quotes added on Saturday, February 13 2016

  1. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:14am EST
    a letter for when you're lonely, lovely
    if you'll do me a favour and entertain the multiverse theory for a second, yes? because then somewhere out there, somehow, logic demands that there is an earth counterpart that is parallel in all ways but coincidencentally not. there's an earth out there where we were born as neighbours, and we built that treehouse together, the scars of scrapes on our knees mirrors of each other. and there's an earth out there where, after you finally got free of the friend group that made you miserable, you didn't have to sit alone because i could sit beside you and grab you another bottle of water when i got up to get us napkins. there's an earth out there where late nights staring at a laptop screen were late nights marathoning tv shows together. there's an earth out there where hugs are immediate, where smirks across the room are the norm, where 'meeting a friend later' is meeting and not just talking to. there's an earth out there where the distance doesn't exist.
    if we got to meet on this earth, an earth with oceans between us, then sure as hell we took them by storm on another where we met when we were five.
    sincerely, one day i'll fly and hug you on this one, too

  2. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:26am EST
    are you ever so proud of your friend that ur like shaking grinning there are fuzzies overflowing from ur heart and ur tummy is tight and u r just a proud, u chose ur friends well, u will be a vip in 15 years and cameras will compare u in paparazzi magazines as the ugly friend and UR COOL WITH IT UGHSLDFJKDf *wipes tear*
    SHE RAPS TO A UKELELE WHAT THE FxCK SHlT *cries*

  3. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:35am EST
    its literally so awkward trying to explain ur identity to ppl like
    'yeah these pronouns work for me thanks
    unless we're like really close then u can use these instead please
    also call me this name please
    unless i say you can call me that name instead in which case use that
    but then just do whichever u prefer like if u are at that level u can call me ur pet dodo bird and i'll go with it.
    oh what do i prefer?? AHAAAAAAAAAaa well friend'
    ??????????????????????????????
    *facepalm* why couldnt we all have been born as those velociraptors from jurrassic park who were supposedly all one gender and yet mated
    why couldn't we all have just been agender dinosaurs
    why.
    *sob*

  4. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:39am EST
    oh actually while we're fxcking talk about this cAN WE PLS JUST
    TALK ABOUT
    sjkldjsfsldfjsldfj
    alright so my friend, close friend, love them lots, kind of backed me into a horrible corner and asked me a bunch of questions she knows i don't like other people knowing and plonked on at the end was 'oh but you don't have to answer' and tHEN RIGHT AFTER THAT SHE SAYS 'so am i deserving to know??'
    like idk babe i adore you but are you really gonna make me say it? no you aren't if i wanted you to know i would have told you before you pushed so hard i had literally no option but to awkwardly deny a few things, ask not to answer it (in the process making us both feel like shxt) and proceed to depersonalise bc u made me so uncomfortable
    like whaaaat are you doing
    *groan*
    i hate even thinking about it, it was awful and she was insensitive and thoughtless there
    like damn

  5. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:42am EST
    like honey
    when i figure it out and i want you to know
    i will tell you
    but like you do not need to know. you do not need to know. it is not your business. if i want you to know, i will tell you.
    like by all means ask, ofc, how else would you find out, but if i say i dont want to answer yet doNT FXCKING PUSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

  6. RVM RVM
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    February 13, 2016 12:53am EST
    Life is not a puzzle to solve. Stop, Enjoy the Journey! -RVM

  7. Sara Grace * Sara Grace *
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    February 13, 2016 1:21am EST
    show you the way,
    loves supposed
    to be.
    baby, you should let me love you ..

  8. Delicate* Delicate*
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    February 13, 2016 4:12am EST
    I keep bending over backwards and why don't you see? You push me through these loops, you leave me hanging by a thread. But I'm at my wit's end, my grip is slipping fast. AnD is it okay if I let go? We knew this couldn't last.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  10. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:11pm EST
    when u meet ur friend for lunch intending to spend £5 and come home with £17.50 missing from ur wallet

  11. Raxin Raxin
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    February 13, 2016 12:14pm EST
    Hooray!
    Today is a day for food and drink and music and sunshine and fresh air and friends and lovers.
    Today is a day of celebration—no—better than celebration—participation. We don't want only to acknowledge the good things of life. We want to do them.
    Today is a day of participation.
    Let's gather together and participate in the good things of life on this day.
    quote and format by Raxin

  12. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:15pm EST
    i just found out jessie j said her bisexuality was a phase and it makes me sad
    although she did point out that just bc it was like that for her doesn't mean it is for everyone which ok nice ty queen

  13. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:30pm EST
    i am the deadpan voice at the end of all of my friends' snapchats

  14. Amenah Amenah
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    February 13, 2016 12:41pm EST
    i accidentally mentioned my tumblr to my friend and she was like 'cAN I SEE??' and she looked so hopeful i couldn't say no but it was so bad lmaoooo i was just scrolling going like 'gay, gay, snake, gay, alien, gay, space, art, gay, VELOCIRAPTOR, sarcasm, gay, gay, space, gay'
    and this is why i regret sports anime
    this is why i regret ,,

  15. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
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    February 13, 2016 12:47pm EST
    FAKE FRIENDS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN ENEMIES
    Because enemies are never nice to you for no reason, but fake friends are.
    Because enemies have a reason to hate you, but fake friends don't.
    Because enemies can't use you, but fake friends can. And they do.
    Fake friends are usually the ones that gossip about you and not enemies.
    If you have lost a friend, it was probably a fake friend.
    It's better having no friends than having fake friends.
    DON'T LET THEM RUIN YOUR LIFE

  16. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    February 13, 2016 1:09pm EST
    May we never forget that death has no chill

  17. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    February 13, 2016 1:14pm EST
    Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

  18. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    February 13, 2016 1:37pm EST
    Love is just too weak of a word to express what I feel for you. One life is just not enough to tell you how madly in love I am with you.

  19. gab* gab*
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    February 13, 2016 1:55pm EST

    How dare you tell me ‘I am not like most girls’, when those ‘girls’ you refer to are my sisters and mothers, my friends, the very solace and the kindness I have sought when the worst things in my life have happened? How dare you assume I should take that as a compliment, and beam at you like it is praise when you are alienating me from the very core of my proudly female being? There are a thousand ways to tell me you love me, and making my sisters small to make me big isn’t one of them. Tell me you love me, but not because I am different. Tell me you love me, just because you do.
    ‘You Aren’t like Most Girls’ | Nikita Gill

  20. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    February 13, 2016 2:06pm EST
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥You are uniqueYou are caring andYou are the Best.And I am the luckiest to have you in my life!Happy Valentine’s Day my sweet heart!♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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