Oh shut up, you self-pity-er! You’re so in need of drama that you deny your lap full of miracles and exaggerate a slight to infinite might. How dare you downplay your fortune? You’re born human in a period of greater flux than any other period in history. Your potential is greater than anything kings and queens ever enjoyed. You need to f’ing wake up and smell the freedom. Now’s your chance. Are you going to waste it complaining?