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Quotes added on Thursday, December 3 2015

  1. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 12:28am UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police CAR for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day (Maybe? I don't even know...)
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library (Nope but probably stole some CD's...)
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital (Lol...treated...haaaahahahahaha)
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at a lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches (Well, had staples...same dif...)
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school (Accidentally)
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo (Not yet anyway...)
    Had something peirced
    Got straight A's
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  2. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 12:40am UTC
    Sky is not the limit if your heart is in it, for when you do something with all your heart, it just happens.-RVM ‪#‎Inspiration‬ ‪#‎Stayinspired‬

  3. RoseGold RoseGold
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 3:21am UTC
    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby becomes a monster

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 3:54am UTC
    So I wrote you a sad song to keep you happy, you can head bang to it with your friends, while I sit lonely. It's got good rhythm and you can dance to the beat, don't worry about me because I go through more pain than you do coffee. The harmonies are a bit off, but when do I ever even have something going on? I wrote you a sad song to keep you happy. I Put down myself while I lifted you above me. What a sad relationship that we've got going, dear you know I love to see you shiny and glowing, but it's time I thought about myself now, I don't know how to do it but I'll figure it out somehow. So I'm sorry to say, in the end of your song, that I wrote you when you really needed one. But I have to put myself first, and maybe place you in third, because I've got my own life and still a lot to learn. I may have pushed you away, but it's only so my wings don't get in your face.

  5. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 7:46am UTC
    Today is gonna suck.

  6. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 10:21am UTC
    Eight Things I care about more than people
    1. My Witty Profile Music
    (I change my music every week)
    2. My Handwritten Letters
    *See "My Penmanship"
    3. My Music
    (I will choose listening to Tyler Josephs voice over a family get together any day)
    4. How I Look
    (It takes at least a half hour for me to decide what to wear)
    5. My Hair
    (Ugh)
    6. My Penmanship
    *See "My Handwritten Letters"
    7. Coffee
    (Not to be cliche, but my coffee comes first before meeting new people)
    8. My Gif Quotes
    (I spend hours finding the right gif)
    ¿

  7. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 12:42pm UTC
    It's funny how you're nice to my face. It's hilarious how you talk sh1 t behind my back. And it's downright comical that you think I'm unaware.

  8. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 12:44pm UTC
    Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It's not that difficult.

  9. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 2:16pm UTC
    I love you but I don't want to be loved by you!!

  10. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 3:17pm UTC
    funny when you look on witty quotes for funny quotes , nothing comes up but break up stuff , now how am i suppose to laugh about that.

  11. Jen Singh* Jen Singh*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 3:24pm UTC
    No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Because Somebody Somewhere Else Is Fighting For Theirs!!!

  12. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:05pm UTC
    Mi no save lo' hau mi bai holim pas long laip tunait...
    bun b'lo' mi em i slek tumas...
    mi no inap hansapim mi yet...
    ating mi mas singaut kwiktaim...
    em bai nogut sapos nek em i win...
    mi les...mi pret...

  13. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:15pm UTC
    Be a true heart not a follower

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:19pm UTC
    I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet. And with a feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now.

  15. tweedle dee* tweedle dee*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:20pm UTC
    It's funny how things are so easily misinterpreted and twisted to fit someone elses mind

  16. tweedle dee* tweedle dee*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:22pm UTC
    I'm just the demon trying to atone for my sins

  17. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:24pm UTC
    For all the places I have been, I'm no place without you.

  18. mortal mortal
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 4:56pm UTC
    not all villains had bad intentions in a way
    for example:
    jigsaw abducted people who sinned
    jason killed the people who killed him first
    lex just wanted clark to be his friend and trust him
    draco just wanted to be accepted by his dad
    so insted of judging the so called "villains" or "bad guys"
    stop and think why they do what they do

  19. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 6:57pm UTC
    An Open Letter To My Brother's:
    You're both annoying and need to shut up

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2015 7:01pm UTC
    my mind's like a
    deadly
    disease

:)

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