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Quotes added on Monday, November 23 2015


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 12:05am UTC
    Still got sand in my
    x|x|x|x S W E A T E R S F R O M N I G H T S W E
    DON’T REMEMBER«

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 12:15am UTC
    i'm always
    T I R E D , B U T N E V E R O F Y O U . | | | | | | | |x

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 12:25am UTC
    one of my dogs (I have four), got
    stuck in one of my neighbor's traps
    today. his foot is pretty bad looking
    (but not as bad as it could look.) he
    is a real.. dbag and it's so annoying
    that I can't blame him fully. I mean,
    it WAS his property and all. still, traps
    like that shouldn't even be legal. it is
    one thing to kill an animal for food, in
    a quick and painless manner (I live in
    the country, where people hunt to live
    and the only people that hunt for sport
    are spoiled townies), and torturing an
    animal for hours. maybe even days, it
    all depends on how long it took you to
    go check the trap. my dog was missing
    for hours. he likes to chase rabbits. he
    probably followed one over. and snap.
    those kinds of traps aren't humane in
    any way. it is pure pain. like it's pretty
    much a "break the leg and let it suffer
    for as long as it takes to go check it, or
    until it dies of starvation/infection/etc."
    it's abuse. like if legit bear traps are illegal,
    why aren't miniature ones? idk, I'm just sad
    and mad right now.

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 12:42am UTC
    Always missing people that I shouldn't be missing, sometimes you gotta burn some bridges just to create some distance. I know that I control my thoughts and I should stop reminiscing, but I learned from my dad that it's good to have feelings.

  6. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 1:47am UTC
    "L M N O P"
    is the jazziest part of
    the alphabet song.

  7. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 1:52am UTC
    "So obviously you've seen my scars... Do you think I'm crazy?" "I think you were hurt."

  8. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 1:59am UTC
    BOY SURVEY 
    What color is his hair?: Dark brown (:
    Cute smile: The cutest c:
    Braces: Nope
    Glasses: No
    Abs: Yep (: It's cute :P
    Height: 6'3"
    How did you meet him: We met up and smoked at the reservoir (we have mutual friends)
    How long have you known him: 5 months
    Does he play any sports: He used to
    Can he play the guitar: not sure lol
    What about any other music instrument: No
    Do you guys ever text: Sometimes, when we're not together or on the phone
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Vans, jeans, and a t-shirt
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Ooh, he looks pretty hot in that black wife beater (;
    Least favorite thing: hmm... Can't think of anything I don't like
    Do your friends know that you like him: Duuhhh
    Do your parents know him?: Of course :)
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him: We are dating:) mom loves him and my dad is pretty fond of him as well :)
    Do you know him properly?: Of course
    Have you met his parents: yep :)
    What would you do if he saw your witty: he already has kind of (:

  9. MadAlice MadAlice
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:15am UTC
    im gay

  10. jahn79* jahn79*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 8:02am UTC
    slow motion days moments seem as hourslost love empties the soulten thousand tearspain alone so deeplost hope emptinessshattered dreamsfearful of taking new stepsthe world conspirestogether places grey and aloneminutes to hourshours to daysdays to monthswhispers in the windcold chillsdaemons angels dreams unreala new friendworlds aparta muse a heart beat awaya tear a smile

  11. Leandria* Leandria*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 11:55am UTC
    The Other Day I Saw This Girl. She Was With A Boy, A Date. They Were On A Date. She Was Smiling From Ear To Ear And Him, Words Couldn't Explain. His Friends Would Always Tell Him, "You're A Lucky Dude To Have Such A Pearl On Your Wrist." He Would Deny The Fact And Just Say, "I Was Blessed With A Precious Gift." But Tonight Was Different. Tonight Was The Night To Amaze Her. She Was Pretty, And Beautiful In All The Right Places. Intelligence Was There Too, A Major In Common Sense And Hospitality. She Would Be The Perfect Mother For His Children. She Was Flawless To Him And Everyone That Laid Eyes On Her. Tonight Was The Night To Make Her Happily Ever After Come True. And She Would Say Yes, He Just Knew She Would. He Pulled Out Her Chair And They Sat Together, Laughing And Enjoying Their Company With Each Other. When The Time Was Right She Would Feel His Warmth On Her Body, Eyes Locked On His. He Got Down On One Knee And Said, "You're The Light Of My Life And I Want You To Shine With Me Forever. Would You Do Me The Favor And Say Yes To A Very Bright Future?" She Gasped And Everyone Screamed "Say Yes! Say Yes!" I Smiled At My Husband And Said, "Do You Remember The Day We Began Our Happily Ever After?" Her Left Hand Intertwined With His, The Ring Was Beautiful. It Was A Gold 10karat Ring. She Was Obviously The Light In His Life. Everyone Clapped For The Newly Engaged Couple. They Paid For Their Ticket And Walked Out. It Was A Cold Crisp Night And a Blanket Of Snow Lay Fresh. My Husband Walked Over To The soon To Be Groom. "You're Truly A Very Lucky Man. You Have Such A Bright and Radiant Fiance. Hopefully You Treat Her Right. A Woman Has So Much To Offer, Just Listen To Her And She'll Listen To You. For Truly You Have a Pearl On Your Wrist". The Future Groom Replied, "You Know You're Right. I Have Truly Fond My Rare Jewel. You Have A Radiant One Too. She Looks Sophisticated But Sensitive Too. We Both Are Two Lucky Men To Be Able To Have Such Light. They're Flawless." That Was The Word I Was Looking For, Flawless. Indeed She Was Flawless, Cause I Am Flawless Too. A Woman Has Her Flaws, Yes, But When The Right Man Comes And Help Guide The Way, She Becomes Flawless......Just Flawless

  12. igrovyeavtomaty igrovyeavtomaty
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 11:58am UTC
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  13. tweedle dee* tweedle dee*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 1:21pm UTC
    Out of all the things my hand has held, the best by far was you...

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 1:25pm UTC
    You're 17 on the coast and the full moon is a large gold plate in the sky spinning. You're passing around a bottle of whatever you could get your hands on with six of your best friends, sitting next to the boy or girl you like. And this is it — constellations like roman candles exploding and the tide tiptoes gently back and forth. You're here. In a month they're gonna start calling you grownup, or f.uck up, depending on how quickly you adapt, and their motto on dreams will turn from “reach for the stars” to “keep your day job”. You'll learn to miss house parties, drinking out of red cups, and trust me music never tastes as good as it does when you are 17 and in love. But it's not all bad. You'll have your freedom, the most valuable asset you can own as long as you remember how to spend it wisely. Travel, pick up and just leave from time to time, never lose the spontaneity and sense of adventure that brought you to this very coast tonight. And good luck. Because perhaps to be young forever does not require the magic of Neverland or a strange elixir, but is something that we can always find in our hearts.
    — Beau Taplin, Forever Young

  15. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:14pm UTC
    i. You may allow your head to share its opinion but always leave the final decision to your heart—it is the organ whose single duty is to keep you alive, so you might expect it knows a thing or two about it.
    ii. It is always preferable to be annihilated than slowly dismantled. If you are unhappy in love, leave. If you are unhappy with yourself, change. If you are tired of holding yourself together, come apart, cry your godd.amn eyes out, run like a river, nothing in your life was meant to be done halfway. We are all or nothing, repeat, we are all or nothing.
    iii. You are, we all are, simply fragments of the universe experiencing itself—so for God's sake don't be boring. Be bold, be vicious, throw yourself hastily into each new day with the wild spirit instilled in you through a great many years of evolution. Most of all, pay no mind to darkness or shadow—the burning light of entire constellations is on fire within you.
    — Three Things to Consider Before Morning Tea


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Kim_Possible Kim_Possible
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:33pm UTC
    Screws fall out all the time,
    the world's an imperfect place
    -John Bender-

  18. Kim_Possible Kim_Possible
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:42pm UTC
    It's the computer age.
    Nerds are in.

  19. Kim_Possible Kim_Possible
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:51pm UTC
    Make coffee
    Not war

  20. Kim_Possible Kim_Possible
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:53pm UTC
    it wasn't logic it was love

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