C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R
C is for chair
O is for online
M is for making new friends
P is for playing games
U is for username
T is for typing
E is for eating popcorn when watching a movie
R is for rating
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C-L-A-S-S
C is for coming in
L is for lying on the desk
A is for a stupid person comes in
S is for sitting on chairs
S is for sleeping
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H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K
H is for hate
O is for omg, how boring!
M is for Maths
E is for English
W is for writing
O is for oh, I need a break
R is for reading
K is for kk, I'm finished!
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Note: I know that they are not very funny, but I just tried. It's difficult, trust me.