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Quotes added on Saturday, October 17 2015

  1. _DreamForever _DreamForever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 12:09am UTC
    Think About It
    I helped you become someone, you never thought you could be.
    But I guess leaving me to fend for my own
    and acting like you did it all by yourself,
    is your way of thanking me.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 1:30am UTC
    LET'S TAKE THIS MESS
    & MAKE A HOME

  3. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 1:53am UTC
    " It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not, Open your eyes to your soul and go forward"

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 1:56am UTC
    FIFTEEN THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
    (worst and best version)
    1. I sing whenever there's music playing, and I do not care how bad I sound. SRRY NOT SRRY.
    2. Laundry baskets hold my clean laundry forever. I will have adopted one laundry basket to put my clothes in instead of actually put them away.
    3. I take 8 years to do my makeup. Get over it.
    4. I'll kill any bug you want me to. Unless it can jump/is a cricket or grasshopper. You're on your own in that case.
    5. I'm nosy af. You'll learn to love it.
    6. I overshare a lot. I don't realize I'm doing it. I probably won't stop even of you bring it to my attention.
    7. I love candles. Usually ones that smell tropical, like boys cologne, lemon and tea, or peaches.
    8. If I bring home left overs, and you eat them without asking I WILL DESTROY YOU.
    9. You can have the joy of unloading the dishwasher. I will refuse to do it.
    10. I complain about doing things, but they'll get done. Just let me complain.
    11. I AM TINY SO I WILL BE CLIMBING ON THINGS TO REACH STUFF AND WILL INJURE MYSELF A LOT.
    12. I call people mean names, but I mean it lovingly. You'll know when I don't mean it lovingly, I promise.
    13. I get naked when I come home from anywhere. So be prepared to come home and find me without pants on.
    14. There will be a collection of cups and water bottles in my room, it's inevitable.
    15. I specialize in jokingly saying sarcastic things, I usually don't mean it.

  5. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:04am UTC
    I try more and more to be myself, caring relatively little whether people approve or disapprove of it.

  6. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:05am UTC
    Sometimes you need to step outside, get some fresh air, and remind yourself of who you are, and who you want to be.💚

  7. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:07am UTC
    Sometimes you need to step outside, get some fresh air, and remind yourself of who you are, and who you want to be.💚

  8. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:09am UTC
    I love too often and too passionately, that is why I will never be a whole person. I’ve left too many pieces of myself with people who will never give me a second thought..

  9. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:22am UTC
    When you're finally up at the moon looking back on earth, all those differences and nationalistic traits are pretty well going to blend, and you're going to get a concept that maybe this is really one world and why the hell can't we learn to live together like decent people?

  10. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:41am UTC
    NOT SURE WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL BETTER NOW. A PIZZA OR A MOVIE OR AN ATOMIC BOMB THAT CAN DESTROY THE WHOLE EARTH .__.

  11. Jenahbabe Jenahbabe
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 3:23am UTC
    A hero is no braver than an ordinary man
    but, he is braver five seconds longer..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Anobrain* Anobrain*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 4:44am UTC
    all I wanted was you

  14. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 9:25am UTC
    Yesterday I Broked Up With Her,And Today I Kissed Her.

  15. Eo Eo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 10:39am UTC
    The only cure for a broken heart is a new boyfriend
    destroy social stigmas ;)

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 11:29am UTC
    Love isn't a state of perfect
    caring. It is an active noun
    like struggle. To love some-
    one is to strive to accept
    that person exactly the way
    he or she is, right here and
    now.

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 11:46am UTC
    “I don't know how much value I have in this universe, but I do know that I've made a few people happier than they would have been without me, and as long as I know that, I'm as rich as I need ever to be.”

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 12:24pm UTC
    PEOPLE ASPIRE TO BE
    FORGETTABLE, INOFFENSIVE CREATURES RATHER THAN THEMSELVES.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 12:28pm UTC
    "A person, who could not identify the people’s nature in the first introduction along with a few interactions with them later, needs to introspect oneself better than to accept others proper."
    ~Anuj Somany

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