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Quotes added on Thursday, April 2 2015

  1. LosingIt LosingIt
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    April 2, 2015 12:00am UTC
    Me: Awww, it's 11 already and I still haven't done my homework!
    Me: *keeps scrolling*

  2. LosingIt LosingIt
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 12:05am UTC
    when I cry "I have no friends!"
    and the random dude sitting next to me goes "Ouch,"
    It makes me smile...
    just a little

  3. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 12:19am UTC
    Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room. Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, pushing, colliding with each other, and there was utter chaos. At the end of 5 minutes, no one could find their own balloon. Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloon. The speaker began: This is exactly happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is. Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness, you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

  4. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
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    April 2, 2015 12:23am UTC
    There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and just as he was leaving he said“Just take care of my eyes dear.”

  5. LosingIt LosingIt
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 12:24am UTC
    I used to differeniate between
    my "sistas" and my "bros"
    now to everyone I'm just like, "hey, brah"

  6. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
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    April 2, 2015 12:46am UTC
    It's a bit long but it's worth readingTo succeed in business or life we must continually take remedial actions. Putting yourself on the line day after day can be extremely draining, especially when things do not work out as desired. Hence, each time a disappointing event happens, I like to get reminded of these famous failures:Bill Gates founder and chairman of Microsoft has literally changed the work culture of the world in the 21st century, by simplifying the way computer is being used. He was the world’s richest man for more than one decade. However, in the 1970’s before starting out, he was a Harvard University dropout. The most ironic part is that, he started a software company (that was soon to become Microsoft) by purchasing the software technology from “someone” for only $US50 back then. Abraham Lincoln received no more than 5 years of formal education throughout his lifetime. When he grew up, he joined politics and had 12 major failures before he was elected the 16th President of the United States of America. Isaac Newton was the greatest English mathematician of his generation. His work on optics and gravitation made him one of the greatest scientists the world has even known. Many thought that Isaac was born a genius, but he wasn’t! When he was young, he did very poorly in grade school, so poor that his teachers became clueless in improving his grades. Ludwig van Beethoven, a German composer of classical music, is widely regarded as one of history’s supreme composers. His reputation has inspired? And in many cases intimidated? Composers, musicians and audiences who were to come after him. Before the start of his career, Beethoven’s music teacher once said of him “as a composer, he is hopeless”. And during his career, he lost his hearing yet he managed to produce great music? A deaf man composing music, ironic isn’t! Thomas Edison who developed many devices that greatly influenced life in the 20th century. Edison is considered one of the most prolific inventors in history, holding 1,093 U.S patents to his name. When he was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything. When he set out on his own, he tried more than 9,000 experiments before he created the first successful light bulb. The Woolworth Company was a retail company that was one of the original five-and-ten- cent stores. The first Woolworth’s store was founded in 1878 by Frank Winfield Woolworth and soon grew to become one of the largest retail chains in the world in the 20th century. Before starting his own business, Woolworth got a job in a dry goods store when he was 21. But his employer would not let him serve any customer because he concluded that Frank “didn’t have enough common sense to serve the customers”.Walter Disney was American film producer, director, screenwriter, voice actor and animator. One of the most well-known motion picture producers in the world, Disney founded a production company. The corporation, now known as The Walt Disney Company, makes average revenue of US $30 billion annually. Disney started his own business from his home garage and his very first cartoon production went bankrupt. During his first press conference, a newspaper editor ridiculed Walt Disney because he had no good ideas in film production. Winston Churchill failed the 6th grade. However, that never stopped him to work harder! He strived and eventually became the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Churchill is generally regarded as one of the most important leaders in Britain and world history. In a poll conducted by the BBC in 2002 to identify the “100 Greatest Britons”, participants voted Churchill as the most important of all. Steven Spielberg is an American film director. He has won 3 Academy Awards and ranks among the most successful filmmakers in history. Most of all, Steven was recognized as the financially most successful motion picture director of all time. During his childhood, Spielberg dropped out of junior high school. He was persuaded to come back and was placed in a learning-disabled class. He only lasted a month and then dropped out of school forever. Albert Einstein was a theoretical physicist widely regarded as the most important scientist of the 20th century. He was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize for Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect in 1905 and “for his services to Theoretical Physics”. However, when Einstein was young, his parents thought he was mentally retarded. His grades in school were so poor that a teacher asked him to quit, saying, “Einstein, you will never amount to anything!” In 1947, one year into her contract, Marilyn Monroe was dropped by 20th Century-Fox because her producer thought she was unattractive and could not act. That didn’t deter her at all! She kept on going and eventually she was recognized by the public as the 20th century’s most famous movie star, s!x symbol and pop icon. Never give up because you never know how successful something will turn out if you keep on trying.

  7. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 1:39am UTC
    I can't give you the key to success But the key to failure is to please the whole world

  8. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 2:02am UTC
    Good vibes.
    Bigger goals.
    Better experiences.
    More happiness.
    Less pain.
    Fewer friends.
    Stronger relationships.
    More focused than ever.

  9. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 2:10am UTC
    Tell me what is more beautiful;
    how the moon lets the
    sun shine
    throughout the day
    or
    the way the sun lets the
    moon glimmer at night

  10. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 2:11am UTC
    It is strange—people chase and hoard money, and even cheat the world to become rich only to finally leave it all behind.-RVM

  11. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 2:51am UTC
    Glassy sky above, as long as I survive you will be part of me.

  12. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
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    April 2, 2015 4:06am UTC
    Definition of being happy and sad at the same time is when you're happy that he found someone who he loves and who loves him but you're sad because that person who he loves isn't you.......

  13. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
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    April 2, 2015 5:48am UTC
    I bet that my skill of "messing up sleep schedule" will look great!

  14. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 8:19am UTC
    how the hëll do you go from missing someone, to completely ignoring them?


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. I am single but crushing!!* I am single but crushing!!*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 8:54am UTC
    love may die but friendship never does

  17. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 9:22am UTC
    IT'S ME AND YOU,
    LIVING UNDER A PAPER
    MOON

  18. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 9:29am UTC
    Kiss me like the world is gonna disappear

  19. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 9:44am UTC
    if i fave your quote from months or years ago sorry not sorry im going on a binge

  20. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    April 2, 2015 9:55am UTC
    BLESS YOU MY FRIEND
    This prayer is ever going
    For you my special friend
    For joy and health and happiness
    To you 'til time does end.
    Each day I say it over
    Your happiness to ensure
    For this is what a friendships for
    And Ours will ever endure.
    All God's blessings I am sending
    Into your life today
    To shelter You and comfort
    Your life along the way.
    God Bless you now My Dear Friend
    In all the things you do
    And just remember always
    My thoughts are there with You.
    Bless You My Friend

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