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Quotes added on Wednesday, March 11 2015

  1. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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    March 11, 2015 12:48am UTC
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
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    Boyfriend
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    You are basically the best thing that has ever happened to me. You treat me like a princess, you don't hide things and lie to me, and I just wanted to tell you that I love it. I am practically nothing without you by my side.
    nmf

  2. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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    March 11, 2015 1:25am UTC
    If the purpose of life is love, then my purpose is you, my love.

  3. Live2wice Live2wice
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 1:37am UTC
    If i had to send a list of all the reasons why i love you... You'd get a blank paper 😜😝 Haha

  4. Lozza* Lozza*
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    March 11, 2015 2:12am UTC
    I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone, it's not.
    The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
    - Robin Williams

  5. Lozza* Lozza*
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    March 11, 2015 2:14am UTC
    I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
    because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless,
    and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.
    - Robin Williams

  6. RVM RVM
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    March 11, 2015 2:22am UTC
    I used to worry about my Fears, but I realized that most of the time nothing bad happened. So, I have stopped worrying. -RVM

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 11, 2015 2:31am UTC
    haha guys, I almost just caught my
    house on fire. like okay I bought a zippo
    awhile ago, and like I couldn't find any
    zippo brand fluid (the packaging said it
    must be zippo brand but I was like ugh
    of course they're going to want you to
    pay extra money just for zippo brand
    lighter fluid) so I bought butane lighter
    re-fill which was like cheap right? haha
    anyway, I put some in the zippo and it
    was making weird noises and it turned
    hella cold and you could see fumes like
    coming out of it. so, naturally my first
    instinct was to flick it, and holy shat it
    like bursted into flames and I threw it
    on the floor and left it burn for like half
    a minute before it clicked to blow on it.
    honestly, my first instinct was to pour
    the first liquid I saw, but I wasn't wasting
    no apple juice. lol.

  8. Kellin and Vic * Kellin and Vic *
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 6:11am UTC
    What a babe

  9. Burgerzz* Burgerzz*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 7:54am UTC
    How to spell sunny spell

  10. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 8:23am UTC
    This daylight savings time is really messing me up

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    March 11, 2015 10:47am UTC
    I had training yesterday and it was so boring I felt like falling asleep but I saw a guy there who I noticed that went to the same school as me, I never asked him but I'm gonna see him at training again next week so I'm gonna ask him then.

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    March 11, 2015 10:48am UTC
    I don't know why I said that to him but I only said it to test him and where he was really going with that...I'm not lying to him just testing him but he doesn't know that.

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    March 11, 2015 10:58am UTC
    I can do the exact same accent as Lisa Simpson. I'm actually really good at doing accents, it's a talent that I have and can easily pick up on, haha:p But American accent's are my fave and I do them the best!

  14. 2801 2801
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 11:04am UTC
    Google
    Youtube
    search about me

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    March 11, 2015 11:11am UTC
    I had this really nice dream last night about Calum Hood where he followed me on twitter and we kept DMing each other funny and lovey dovey stuff..Ugh I just loved it, if only that dream was true.

  16. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
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    March 11, 2015 11:19am UTC
    Have you ever been so over tired that everything automatically becomes funny and you can't help but act like a crazy person?

  17. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
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    March 11, 2015 11:58am UTC
    format by irrestible
    Even God don’t know where we're goin, and I sure as hell don’t care.
    'Cause if you and I could stay this high with heaven in our headlights, I swear that we can make it anywhere.

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    March 11, 2015 12:48pm UTC
    One of best friends college friends is having an affair with a married dude. They met on FaceBook and have been talking to each for 4 years now and sending each nudes:o Today they met each other for the first time and as soon as they saw each other they couldn't even keep their hands off one another, they were all over each other and were snoggging their faces of touching one another in inappropriate places eww!
    I just find it disgusting that she actually has the nerve to have an affair with a guy whose married but he's an idiot for cheating on his wife with her! have some shame!

  19. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
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    March 11, 2015 1:06pm UTC
    I wish the nightmares would go away...

  20. Marshalllee666 Marshalllee666
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 1:24pm UTC
    show,
    show
    me you care

:)

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