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Quotes added on Friday, January 23 2015

  1. Aman Mann* Aman Mann*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 12:05am EST
    What is love..

  2. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 12:39am EST
    "Just so you know, I still care. We may not have spoken to each other in a while, but that doesn't mean if my phone lit up with your name tonight, my heart wouldn't skip a beat like it used to. It would."

  3. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 12:41am EST
    "I automatically stop trying when I feel unwanted. I won't reach out to you if it's not being reciprocated. I don't beg."

  4. SarahKay98 SarahKay98
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 12:49am EST
    What you need to understand is that when i say I don't care, deep down, like really deep down...I still don't care.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:02am EST
    marry someone who has a different
    favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:03am EST
    *pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru*
    hey…..it’s me again

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:04am EST
    *choking back tears*
    wanna fight?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:07am EST
    things me and my laptop have in common:
    - slow
    - difficult to wake up from sleep
    - struggles to complete basic tasks

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:08am EST
    just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is:
    1 million seconds is just over a week and a half
    1 billion seconds is about 35 years

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:09am EST
    my goal in life is to always
    look better than the girl that hates me

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:11am EST
    As soon as you think
    “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:12am EST
    seeing your reflection in the computer
    screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:14am EST
    the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony
    of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cause I’ll know i finally made it

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:17am EST
    my “won’t speak until i’m spoken to” game is strong af

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:19am EST
    when i was about 16 years old
    my mom and nana were trying to convince me to get a job and a hooters was opening up down the street and they both looked at each other and said "she'd fit right in"

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:21am EST
    Emo Problem #826-
    When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:24am EST
    how is it that i am distracted by
    everything yet paying attention to nothing

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:26am EST
    prepare for high school then prepare
    for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:27am EST
    “Everyone wants to drown in someone’s love but they forget that drowning kills you.”

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 1:37am EST
    one of the reasons how i know
    i'm gonna be a good teacher is because i can't pronounce anything correctly, espeically last names and occasionally first names

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