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Quotes added on Tuesday, November 18 2014

  1. RVM RVM
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    November 18, 2014 12:06am EST
    If happiness always depended on what we had, then the richest would always be Glad, not Sad.-RVM

  2. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 12:20am EST
    format by _Jannette
    If you don't like The Fray I probably don't like you

  3. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 12:26am EST
    It's hard to find a friend who is:
    95% talented
    96% funny
    98% loving
    99% intelligent
    And 100% sweet
    So don't you dare...
    Lose Me!!!

  4. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 12:28am EST
    My week is basically:
    * Monday
    * Monday #2
    * Monday #3
    * Monday #4
    * Friday
    * Saturday
    * Pre-Monday

  5. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 12:31am EST
    Me: So today my teacher pointed the ruler at me.
    Friend: So
    Me: He said, "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler."
    Friend: Awww! He called you an idiot?!
    Me: No! I got detention for asking "Which end?"
    Friend: Oh... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  6. _Jannette _Jannette
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    November 18, 2014 12:32am EST
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    I'm really sick and done with putting in the effort talking to people when all they wanna do is ignore you when you hit me up later I'll play that game too

  7. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:01am EST
    I asked my Italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the Spaghetto
    True Story

  8. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:09am EST
    There's so many different types of hugs:
    Someone who's taller than you - feel safe
    shorter than you - feel protective
    larger than you - tight
    skinnier than you - arms go all the way around
    Mum - loving
    Best Friend - Friendly
    Stranger/someone you just met - inviting
    Someone who's sad - reassuring
    Him - The best feeling in the world. You feel safe and warm and never want to let go.

  9. _Jannette _Jannette
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    November 18, 2014 1:10am EST
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    I hate it when you're typing in bed and your phone drops on your face😭😂

  10. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:11am EST
    Mum - What does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
    Me - I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
    Mum - Okay, I'll ask your sister

  11. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:13am EST
    "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
    - Emmett [Lego Movie]

  12. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:15am EST
    My parents should be proud I'm addicted to video games and not drugs and alcohol

  13. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:17am EST
    British accent: Justin Biebah
    American accent: Justin Biebur
    Australian: Jastin Beybah
    You just tried out all the accents didn't you?

  14. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:20am EST
    Wow, you're really going to fight with me on the internet?
    What's the worst thing you can do?
    Caps-lock me to death?!
    True Story

  15. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:21am EST
    "Life is short, smile while you got teeth."

  16. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:22am EST
    "I love you with all my butt...
    I would say my heart but my butt is bigger :D

  17. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:25am EST
    I hate when websites ask: Are you human?
    Me: No, I'm a vacuum

  18. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:26am EST
    Tumblr: Dear girls, if a guy pauses their video games to text you back... marry him
    Reality: B***! Go away, I'm playing video games!

  19. PhilipOdiete PhilipOdiete
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:46am EST
    Be careful of what the media teaches... not everything is worth learning but wisdom is worth dying for.

  20. JirachiGirl JirachiGirl
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    November 18, 2014 2:28am EST
    Why'd we have to color so much in school? It didn't teach us anything. Is "staying in the lines" a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeois?

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