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Quotes added on Friday, October 17 2014

  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 12:28am UTC
    So I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark? "I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Andrew"

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 12:30am UTC
    I'll buy you 11 roses; 10 real and 1 fake.And I'll love you 'til the last rose dies..

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Don't you hate whenyou're climbing the stairsand you think there's onemore stair than there really is so you accidentally cheat on your wife?

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 12:43am UTC
    Rubbing my fingers through my girlfriend's hair is one of the ways I show her affection...And to let her know we're out of napkins.

  5. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 12:54am UTC
    Awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" and you have to use a knife, a pair of scissors, a gun, Thor's hammer and a light saber to open it.

  6. The Show Off* The Show Off*
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    October 17, 2014 1:25am UTC
    That moment when you want to talk to someone else,And there's already someone who died to talk to you!!

  7. minikitti123 minikitti123
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 1:41am UTC
    *Game of life-vocaloid eng lyrics*
    My first life was so boring, just forget I mentioned it
    And my second seemed to let me do all of the things my first life didn't
    Third life was a hateful man all poison to the bone
    In my fourth, I played piano but just didn't have the eyes to read the notes
    In my fifth life, I supported girls- of course, that wasn't all
    My sixth life was corrupted though I guess it was a little fun
    Seventh life I cried so much and all I did was mourn
    In my eigth life, was so rich I could've bought the world and everything
    In this life is a game played by a flaky God
    He gambles every life
    Try to escape
    but you know the path you're on is game and set
    See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools
    Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
    See how he looks down on us like we're acting out a show
    Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...
    By nine, I drew some manga but the deadlines left me dead
    My tenth life was a teacher, as a pedo*****;I worked part time
    Next life, what, eleven? Sorry I try to forget...
    Never could describe how awful- no, I'm terrified to think of all
    The things that such a die can do, kinda crazy
    Deciding everyday
    Try to escape but
    the days repeat and keep you here to stay
    See how the game of life is never won, you only play
    Bore him and you will find you're crumpled up and thrown away
    Clinging to fate and blaming it when life won't go your way
    Such a laugh, ha! Life is just a game
    Cry out all your eyes or win a new fortune
    The chance is one out of six
    Try to escape
    Why not try your luck and see what you may get?
    See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools
    Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
    See how he looks down on us like we're acting out a show
    Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...
    Sickly grinning downward, tosses out a pair of dice
    Cheating away around the board, "Ah, this is paradise."
    People praying on their knees but no one there to hear
    Ah, look down at all the puppets here
    Ah, look up at all the puppeteers.

  8. huntersierra huntersierra
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 1:51am UTC
    Nott Giving up:
    Was probably the best thing I did.


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  10. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 1:59am UTC
    When the party is lame because of the lack of alcohol.
    Y'all. Need. Jesus.
    (did ya get it did ya get it)


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  13. LittleMissObvious* LittleMissObvious*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 6:05am UTC
    You know what? One of your hugs would be so nice right now.

  14. GhostSniper GhostSniper
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 7:04am UTC
    ._. everyone we need to to rid of our government and throw all dumb people in jail RIGHT NOW

  15. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 7:54am UTC
    A problem-free life does not exist. If your life has no problems, you are not truly alive, and that’s a Big problem! -RVM

  16. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 9:27am UTC
    Sometimes you can't be the "WINNER", so I plan to be the best "LOSER"!

  17. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
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    October 17, 2014 9:34am UTC
    I have never found a four leaf clover. Not even one, but I have found several four leaf sour-sops. That tells you my lot in life :)

  18. DakotaFernandaz DakotaFernandaz
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 10:06am UTC
    Hey! I'm new to Witty! I love writing poems and lyrics. Follow me for a follow back. Looking forward to reading your quotesLife Is SweetDakota Fernandaz

  19. Tyler* Tyler*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 10:32am UTC
    But when you call me baby, I know I'm not the only one.

  20. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 10:34am UTC
    “No matter the amount of negativity you’re presented with, 5 minutes from now could be your best moment.”

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