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Quotes added on Wednesday, September 17 2014

  1. _Jannette _Jannette
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    September 17, 2014 12:05am UTC
    But first, love yourself

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:22am UTC
    i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

  3. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:23am UTC
    eats when im sad, sad when i eat
     

  4. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:26am UTC
    is it selfish to want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to and be with and look at and think about is it really self centered to just want to be one person’s favorite person
     

  5. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:28am UTC
    is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

  6. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:31am UTC
    there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny (◡‿◡✿)

  7. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:31am UTC
    when I remember how i dressed two years ago i just wanna die

  8. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:33am UTC
    i want a b u t t so perfect that men cry about it

  9. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:37am UTC
    girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
    boy: i am majoring in youre daughters a s s
    girlfriends father: haha sweet

  10. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:38am UTC
    mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

  11. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:39am UTC
    remember when the world ended almost three years ago?

  12. dreamer4eva333 dreamer4eva333
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:39am UTC
    One Direction Update
    9/16/14
    Hey guys, Katie here! Sorry this is a bit late.
    Anyways, the boys have a show tonight in Phoenix. They just recently got onstage, so pictures for that will most likely be in the links tomorrow.
    Tour info: The next show will be in El Paso, Texas at the Sun Bowl on Friday. I am going to this show, so just typing this makes me extremely excited! I’ll be sure to tell Jenny to tell you how it went! :)
    No rumors
    Links: Niall and Liam with fans today: https://twitter.com/1DUpdatesOMG/status/512026281148686336

  13. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:40am UTC
    why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

  14. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:41am UTC
    having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
     

  15. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:42am UTC
    i’m punk on the inside because being punk on the outside is too expensive


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:44am UTC
    wait who is this “beyoncé” fellow

  18. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:45am UTC
    I love pressing F5, it's so refreshing.

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    September 17, 2014 12:48am UTC
    If everyone who sees this favorits it, it could get on the all time top for no reason.

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:52am UTC
    Embrace
    the void and have the courage to exsist.

:)

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