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Quotes added on Monday, August 18 2014

  1. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:05am UTC
    I just want you to want me, like all day all the time...

  2. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:15am UTC
    craving your touch more and more by the second


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  5. littlered17 littlered17
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:30am UTC
    I thought maybe you were a nut... but you were exciting

  6. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:31am UTC
    when you left that day, my tshirt smelt just like you, and you were covered in the cologne i bought on valentines day...

  7. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Oh no!
    How will I ever get over all of my first world problems?
    There are just so many!

  8. nobody* nobody*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:35am UTC
    Relationship goal:
    Have an actual boyfriend.
    format by Jonas_City

  9. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:42am UTC
    Finally finished my AP summer work! :)

  10. cocakoala cocakoala
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:44am UTC
    Format by _Jannette.
    In the end,
    the love you take is equal to
    the love you make
    ©
    Format by Jannette


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  13. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:55am UTC
    Love isn't something you plan for
    No matter how often or how little you may try to do so
    I learned that the hard way
    I never wanted love
    I honestly thought the whole idea was stupid and overrated
    But God, the way he made me feel
    I was on top of the world
    Yet I was still buried under it
    I had everything
    But nothing at all
    And somehow, I started to think that love may not be such a bad thing afterall
    That I was wrong about it
    I was tricked by the deception that was love
    Trapped in our heavenly ephemeral infinity
    Until one day
    It was gone
    And so was he
    And I realised how blinded I really was
    And I wished that love was something you could plan for
    So that I could have planned for it to never happen to me

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 1:31am UTC
    I found Witty googling quotes, in search of a new philosophy, a beacan of hope. Instead I found relatable people to prove I was not alone. I searched no longer.How did you come across Witty?

  15. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 3:30am UTC
    You can Live in your Cave or Dance to your Grave.-RVM

  16. Nisa_san Nisa_san
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 4:29am UTC
    Remember when I asked for your opinion?
    Yeah, me neither.

  17. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 4:47am UTC
    A girl and a guy were speeding at 100 mph on a motorcycle... Girl- Slow down, I'm scared. Guy- No this is fun. Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary! Guy- Then tell me you love me. Girl- Fine, I love you, Now slow down! Guy- Now give me a big hug. ---(Girl hugs him) Guy- Okay, can you take my helmet off and put it on? it's bugging me. In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has cashed because of a brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he made her say I love you, give him one last hug, and put on his helmet so she would live even though he knew he would die.

  18. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 4:48am UTC
    I was walking around when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

  19. faye_at faye_at
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 4:49am UTC
    i said getch();
    and left before you could even finish your 'what?!'
    that's how the code works.

  20. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 4:52am UTC
    You just learned a bit about me: (I am the ones in bold)
    I am a cuddler
    I am a morning person
    I am an only child
    I am currently in my pajamas
    I am currently pregnant
    I am left handed
    I am a little shy around everyone at first
    I bite my nails
    I can be paranoid at times
    I enjoy country music
    I enjoy smoothies
    I enjoy talking on the phone
    I have a car
    I have/had a hard time paying attention at school
    I have a hidden talent
    I have a pet
    I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl
    I have all my grandparents
    I have been to another country
    I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour
    I have broken a bone
    I have bathed someone
    I have changed a lot over the past year
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour
    I have had major/minor surgery
    I have killed another person
    I have had my hair cut within the last week
    I have mood swings
    I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
    I have rejected someone before
    I like the taste of my own blood
    I love Michael Jackson
    I love sleeping.
    I love to shop
    I own 100 CDs or more
    I own and use a library card
    I have more than 100 books in my room
    I read books for pleasure in my spare time
    I sleep a lot during the day
    I watch soap operas on a regular basis
    I work at a job that I enjoy
    I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
    I am currently wearing socks
    I am tired
    I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt/write
    I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month
    I have/had:
    Graduated high school
    Smoked cigarettes
    Ridden every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a concert
    Helped someone
    Spun turn tables
    Watched four movies in one night
    Been broken up with
    Taken a college or university level course
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Watched someone die
    Been to a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Your parents got divorced
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Skipped school
    Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do
    Stolen books from the library
    Been in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Fired a gun
    Been in a school play or production
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Attempted suicide
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you couldn’t have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Had more than 5 online conversations going at once
    Had a hamster
    Dyed your hair
    Had something pierced
    Gotten straight A’s
    Your parents sent you to a shrink
    Been handcuffed
    My hair is naturally the color:
    Light brown
    Brunette
    Dark brown
    Blonde
    Black
    Dirty blonde
    Strawberry blonde/Ginger
    Multicoloured
    My eyes are:
    Brown
    Blue
    Grey
    Green
    Hazel
    Light brown
    A combination of things
    I am:
    Male
    Female
    Other
    People sometimes label me as:
    S1ut
    Girly
    Ugly
    Nerd
    Other
    Some of my biggest fears are:
    Spiders/other insects (cockroaches mostly)
    Dying
    Doctor/Dentist appointments
    Hospitals
    Needles
    Disease
    Being alone in the dark
    Heights
    Small spaces
    Oceans/large bodies of water
    Holes
    Large animals
    Small animals
    Open spaces
    Lightning
    people touching my knees!!!

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