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Quotes added on Friday, July 25 2014

  1. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
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    July 25, 2014 12:00am EDT
    I told my mother I want to join the military and she said I was stupid

  2. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
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    July 25, 2014 12:01am EDT
    Steve for president.

  3. Morgan* Morgan*
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    July 25, 2014 1:07am EDT
    Friend: When I was little I never wanted to watch Dora like my sister because I never understood why should would ask us questions even though she knew the answer. And when I did, I would always be like "DORA!!! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?!! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT KNOWS!!"
    And when she was like "What was your favorite part of the day?" I would be like
    "It's only 10 AM and the day isn't over."
    Me: that bîtch like stares into your soul

  4. GhostTown GhostTown
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    July 25, 2014 1:41am EDT
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    I HATE my sister ? we always fight, what do i do?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    pee into a bottle. every night when she falls asleep, pour the pee onto her, so she thinks she wets the bed.
    every night.
    after a week or so, start asking her whats up with all the sheet washing? don't come right out and say you know she wets the bed, this will make you look guilty. after a while of bugging her about it, you can start calling her a bed wetter. make sure you spread it around school.
    she will eventually go live in a cave out of shame.
    Source(s):
    i met a hobo once, his brother did the same thing to him.
    if you don't believe me go to the old cave in western pittsburg, and ask for carl the bed wetter.
    format credit jimmy365

  5. shelbylynn97 shelbylynn97
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    July 25, 2014 1:57am EDT
    Watch me get ready!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUbv9Xw_NVw

  6. shelbylynn97 shelbylynn97
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    July 25, 2014 1:58am EDT
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUbv9Xw_NVw
    GET READY WITH ME

  7. deadly deadly
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    July 25, 2014 2:22am EDT
    YOU ASKED WHAT I WROTE ABOUT BUT I COULDNT ANSWER BECAUSE IT WAS YOU IT WAS ALWAYS YOU ALL I EVER WROTE ABOUT WERE YOUR STUPID SOFT LIPS AND YOUR EYES THE COLOR OF SUMMER IT WAS YOU IT WAS ALWAYS FUKCING YOU

  8. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:23am EDT
    There's a lady who's sure that all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

  9. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:28am EDT
    So it slips through your hands like grains of sand, you watch it go.

  10. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:31am EDT
    There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.

  11. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:35am EDT
    So if you wake up with the sunrise & all your dreams are still as new & happiness is what you need so bad, girl, the answer lies with you.

  12. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:37am EDT
    But let me get to the point, let's roll another joint & turn the radio loud. I'm too alone to be proud.

  13. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:39am EDT
    You say I'll never change, but what the f*ck do you know?

  14. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:42am EDT
    Everytime I get away, you find a way to reel me back in. Tell me that you love me, hold me tight so we can always be friends.

  15. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:44am EDT
    Me & Mary Jane got a thing going on

  16. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:45am EDT
    Leave me alone, don't want your promises no more 'cause Rock & Roll is my religion and my love.

  17. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:47am EDT
    There's no comfort in the truth, pain is all you'll find.

  18. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:48am EDT
    Take your time, don't live too fast. Troubles will come & they will pass.

  19. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:51am EDT
    Peace, Love, & Music.

  20. allithinkaboutishim allithinkaboutishim
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    July 25, 2014 2:53am EDT
    Lock the door & throw away the key. There's someone in my head but it's not me.

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