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Quotes added on Thursday, July 24 2014

  1. Morphine* Morphine*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 12:07am UTC
    Love is a metaphor.

  2. Lucy* Lucy*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Me texting my brother;
    Andrew; How was school?
    Me: Um. i didn't have school -face palm-
    Andrew; O ya I forgot hmm did you shower today? And what does -face palm- mean?
    Me; Wth, I don't like you, and you need grammar lessons Asap!
    Andrew; You look gross in your profile picture.
    Me; ATLEAST I'M LOOKING AT THE CAMERA, YOU'RE JUST RANDOMLY STARING SOMEWHERE!
    Andrew; And its not my grammar I just have fat thumbs :'(
    Me: LOOL xDD

  3. deadly deadly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 12:38am UTC
    YOU SAID YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WAS RED BUT THAT WAS BEFORE YOU SAW YOUR BLOOD ON MY HANDS FROM THE KNIFE SHE DROVE INTO YOUR BACK

  4. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 12:55am UTC
    © format by jannette || ⏪ don't remove ⏩
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    Okay puberty,
    joke's over, you can make me hot now

  5. fee123 fee123
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 1:18am UTC
    The Sad Thing Is
    I Dont Know The Difrence between People Treating
    Me Good And People Treating Me Bad....

  6. brightvampierqueen brightvampierqueen
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 1:27am UTC
    Everyone wants Happiness.
    No one wants Pain.
    But you can't have a Rainbow,
    without a little rain.

  7. brightvampierqueen brightvampierqueen
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 1:37am UTC
    We kill peaple for killing peaple because killing pealpe is wrong.
    Logic much??????

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 1:57am UTC
    God bless us everyone,
    We're a broken people living under loaded gun.
    And it can't be outfought,
    It can't be outdone,
    It can't be outmatched,
    It can't be outrun.
    No!

  9. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 1:59am UTC
    You are my sunshine, my only sunshineYou make me happy when skies are grayYou'll never know, dear, how much i love youPlease don't take my sunshine away

  10. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 2:02am UTC
    Since there is no way to Live after you die, why not Live Now!-RVM

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 2:06am UTC
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  12. deadly deadly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 3:29am UTC
    BUT NO ONE MENTIONED THE CRAVING FOR YOUR HANDS ON MY WAIST OR YOUR LIPS ON MY SKIN THEY TOLD ME ABOUT THE FLOWERS THAT WOULD GROW IN SIDE ME BUT THEY DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT THE ONES THAT WOULD DIE

  13. again again
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:13am UTC
    I failed a class and got 3 C's second semester this year and got a D- in summer school and this is my first week of real summer and my dad said he thinks I should be having more fun and I aralkshd.... *facepalm*

  14. again again
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:15am UTC
    I don't like being unable to sleep 'cause it's 3am and I have no one to talk to and I could wake up my friends really early but then they're gunna be mad and I have to be really really quiet 'cause everyone in my house is a light sleeper and just -__-

  15. again again
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:22am UTC
    I'm having trouble falling asleep and so I spent a solid hour thinking about all the sh/tty descisions I've made since like kindergarten and now I kinda feel like a parent who's looking at their 20 year old kid who got stuck in a baby swing


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. again again
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:28am UTC
    So I had like 3 word documents saved of stuff that I was gunna do and finish this summer and it all takes a solid 3 months (which is slightly more time than my actual summer vacation) and now I have 3 weeks to get all this sh/t done

  18. again again
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:32am UTC
    So usually my summers are very busy and this was the summer I was supposed to get an A in chemistry summer school (I'm absolutely terrible at science) and get a tone of my sh/t organized and have a sh/t load of fun and just be ready to go for the first day of school for once and instead I got a D- in summer school and am even more unorganized than ever and my dad told me he thinks I should be having more fun than I am

  19. again again
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:33am UTC
    I just realized that I made like 3 quotes that all basically say the same thing...sorry guys....

  20. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 4:52am UTC
    Falling in love with someone who doesnt know you exist, Forever alone 101.

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