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Quotes added on Sunday, June 15 2014

  1. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:03am UTC
    How many things would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?...

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:06am UTC
    so, I almost hit a kid (teen) tonight.
    I was driving into town with my sister,
    and when we were just starting in, we
    were behind a car that had to swerve
    to go around two kids (again, they were
    teens) that were goofing off on the side
    of the road. I was fairly close behind the
    car, so I copied them quickly because
    there was a hill and you can't do that
    s.hit on a hill. anyway, as soon as I
    swerved over, the kid on the inside
    f.ucking darts into the right lane and
    swings his arm out. seeing as I was
    still mainly in the right lane, it scared
    the s.hit out of me. I probably just
    missed him. I don't know if he was
    just going off of sound and thought
    the only car coming was the car
    in front of me, or if he was being a
    little s.hit on purpose, or if he was
    drunk (teen doesn't mean s.hit when
    it comes to alcohol), but either way,
    I have this extreme urge to go back
    and beat some sense into the moron.
    It p.isses me off because if I would
    have hit the f.ucker, that would have
    been on me, not him- the one that
    jumped in front of the road with
    arms out wide.
    I hate people.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:12am UTC
    sister: what's that sound?
    me: it's just the races.
    sister: it sounds like war of the worlds.
    sister: run children, run!
    me: TAKE THE CHILDREN FIRST.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:18am UTC
    I was going through my old qoutes and the oonly one no one faved was when i told ya'll bout my grandpa dyeing... i had to laugh at the lack of support i got at that time

  6. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:22am UTC
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

  7. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:23am UTC
    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

  8. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:24am UTC
    My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

  9. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:24am UTC
    Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

  10. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:25am UTC
    Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:25am UTC
    When you left
    Rain felt like a hurricane
    Sunlight felt like fire
    Wind felt like a tornado
    And the night was the end of the world.
    m.k.g

  12. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:26am UTC
    A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

  13. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:27am UTC
    A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you until the last flower dies."

  14. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:29am UTC
    There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
    The boy said, "Yes I would."
    She asked, "Why?"
    The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"

  15. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:29am UTC
    A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
    Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
    Guy: No this is fun.
    Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
    In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

  16. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:30am UTC
    Rank these in the order you like best: Chevy, Dodge, Ford, Toyota

  17. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:31am UTC
    Rank these in the order you like best: Chevy, Dodge, Ford, Toyota

  18. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Rank these in the order you like best: Chevy, Dodge, Ford, Toyota

  19. BandGeek2014 BandGeek2014
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:33am UTC
    well i can check that off the list..

  20. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:59am UTC
    I got two hands, one beating heart
    And I'll be alright, I'm gonna be alright

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