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Quotes added on Thursday, June 5 2014

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:31am UTC
    I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

  2. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:46am UTC
    I have blotchy skin
    I have freckles
    I have no thigh gap
    I have chipped nails
    I have geeky bedsheets
    I have stretch marks
    I have bags under my eyes
    I have no friends
    I have an addiction to social media
    I have no life
    -recieves an article of food-
    Me: BUT SOO WHAT. I'M STILL A ROCKSTAR. I GOT MY ROCK MOVES. AND I DON'T NEED YOUUU.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:47am UTC
    "All I really know is that
    you have exactly 42 freckles
    smattered across your cheeks.
    There is a scar above your
    left eyebrow from the time you
    fell off your bike when you
    were nine. You hate math
    because you don't think there
    is really a solution to every
    problem. You like staying up
    late and reading books. It's
    easy to make you laugh and
    pretty hard to make you cry.
    (I hate I've managed to
    do that)
    You like storms because the
    sound of rain hitting your
    window makes you feel less
    alone.
    I know that I am in love with
    you and these are the only
    things that I am absolutely
    sure of.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:48am UTC
    i don't want to go to sleep
    i want to be famous

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:50am UTC
    if I punch myself and it hurts,
    am i too weak or too strong?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:52am UTC
    hey could you hold this for me for a second
    *gives you my hand*

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:53am UTC
    who needs friends when
    you have inactive followers

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:55am UTC
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:56am UTC
    i bet rhinos cant talk because
    they would make too many jokes about being h0rny

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:57am UTC
    if i wasn’t full of myself
    then what would i be full of

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:02am UTC
    Today, while I was at the hosptial, I looked out the window.
    I thought about how small I was to the world.
    There are people out there -
    Dying, living, existing, falling in love, falling out of love.
    I looked out the window and it made me second guess myself.
    It made me wonder what I was missing.
    But then I realized that I didn't want to be anywhere else.
    Surrounded by people I love that love me.
    I may be small to the world but I mean something to someone.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:04am UTC
    did anyone else have that fad in their
    middle school/team they were on where people would lick elbows and see if the person being licked noticed and they usually never did that was fcked up

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:05am UTC
    I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:06am UTC
    i do bad things because
    i listen to music with swears

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:12am UTC
    idk if it's just me but
    am i the only one now-a-days
    who feels uncomfortable when people swear at adults?
    i'm almost twenty years old
    and i have only ever said two swears in front of my mom
    and those two were on complete accident.
    if i don't respect the adult, that's when i swear.
    but typically, even then i feel sorry i muttered "fck you" to them.
    now-a-days, i'm seeing young kids tell their parents to "fck-off".
    and i'm flinching when i see it happen because i see their parents wonder where they went wrong.
    it's a wholly other story when it's a joking swear-like situation,
    but even then i feel weird.
    i get that you're comfortable with people but like... it's just crazy.
    i wouldn't ever imagine saying even "hell" in front of my mom or grandparents.
    hell, i don't even swear in front of my 23 year old sister for god's sake.
    it breaks me to pieces when the kis looks sincere.
    i understand also that some parents/adults may deserve these words.
    but swearing at them makes no difference.
    actually, it probably will make the situation worse.
    personally, swearing at adults just seems so useless to me.
    half of the time it doesn't even get the point across.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:13am UTC
    i'm tasteless but so is
    water and we all need that

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:15am UTC
    oh yeah the 90s. the 90s were great.
    fcking sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shtting in my diaper.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:16am UTC
    destroy the idea that only
    only skinny girls can wear crop tops and shorts

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:34am UTC
    do you ever feel people staring
    at you and you like forget how to walk

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:35am UTC
    “You should never give up no matter how hard the situation is and you must always believe that something beautiful is going to happen. You must have faith in yourself that things will work out as long as you keep trying.”

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