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Quotes added on Thursday, June 5 2014

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 2:36am UTC
    *identifies the cutest boy in room
    in under .5 seconds after entering*

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 2:38am UTC
    i'm not crying there's just
    overpriced college education in my eye

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 2:39am UTC
    i just really want to carry a
    torch in a cave just like one time

  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 2:58am UTC
    "mum i've had it. i'm dropping out"
    "excuse me"
    "i'm done with the fake bítches. the hw. all of it. i'm done"
    "ur in second grade"
    "no one gets me"

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 2:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:06am UTC
    She wants real and lasting love, more like an illusion but still real and deep as it is, will you take a chance to love someone when they are no longer young and beautiful and they are only their real self which means only their soul and mind..

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:06am UTC
    i thought perez hilton was
    paris hilton's damaged and slightly less famous brother

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:07am UTC
    do not fix your dark circles
    let the world know you're tired of its sht and ready to kill a man

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:16am UTC
    Hey guys.
    Here's a poem.
    My name is Jordan
    and I'm somewhat flamboyant
    But I'm just a boy, and
    I'm leaving soon.
    Maybe this poem could be a song
    or maybe it could be an animate object
    that wears a thong
    all day long.
    I should stop thinking about thongs
    and irrelevant things
    these stanzas suck
    and so does Bing, to be honest.
    Okay luckily poems don't have to rhyme
    or have the correct punctuation
    but rhyming is less timing
    and influences more of a patient
    pay in.. dimes?
    .
    Sh/t, poem's over. Enjoy that, because.. well, why not?
    Point is, yeah, leaving, but you guys are super great and kind and wonderful and it's unfortunate I've lost my purpose on here.
    I like talking to you people, and I hope to continue with that talking over some sorta' social media where I don't have a single care about what you ate for breakfast in the morning, but you tell me and the rest of the world anyway. I had fruit this morning. It was delicious.
    I might be back, though. A lot's on Jordy's plate, lately. I got another summer job and what not, and I'm taking college-level classes as well this time, while putting up with some b/tch who can't help but love me.
    (I'm totally joking, I respect that b/tch.)
    You, dear reader, don't have a single care about that, either. But that was for the curious ones.
    As they say; curiosity kills the cat.
    Luckily you all are people and not.. cats.
    By the way, cats are still number one of my list of To Own Most Of.
    Sort of like empty bottles of Gatorade.
    Owning Most of those. Definitely.
    If you see a cat, ever, enjoy that blessing you have of being in the presence of one.
    And maybe think of me, yeah?
    Unless you're allergic, then don't do any of the following and get the hell out of the room you're in.
    I mean, you can still think about me.
    Presence all around, hoo hoo. Jordesus is da name.
    I did just replace 'the' with 'da'.
    You're welcome.
    Anywh/reway, social media and what not. Right, right. I just made an Instagram. Actually I haven't yet but before I type the next word, I will make one.
    Okay, made one.
    And it's @- wait, I forgot.
    It's @- it takes a minute to stop being a hoe and load.
    Seriously. Okay.
    I don't know how I forgot it. It's @Jordesus (Place white girl 'duh' here)
    I'll follow you back instantaneously. Or close to instantaneously. Not sure if I'll even like Instagram, in all honesty.
    White girl selfies, all day long, hay hay.
    I thrive on making fun of Ellie. (That one b/tch I was talking about earlier.)
    Pretty tired tonight.
    Oh and there's Kik, too. Kik is fun. I'm @Da_Oj_Juise_
    Once again, lots of great quotes... Steve, you're a cool dude.
    I enjoyed reading what everyone had to say and aye, you guys are somethin' interesting.
    I apologize if this is hard to read. Or if I seem like a d/uchebag. Chances are, this is hard to read and I'm too lazy to edit, and because of that laziness and constant use on the b/tch card for my girlfriend, I am a d/uchebag.
    But yeah, I wana' talk to you guys, so please feel free to Kik or Instagram my face.
    ^
    |
    Sorry if none of that makes sense. It's late. (It's actually only 2 am but I need an excuse for my malfunctioning brain.)
    Happy summer.
    You're great.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:16am UTC
    the best way to my heart is to
    buy me pizza and arizona iced tea

  11. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:17am UTC
    I don't love for money
    I don't love for gain
    I love for the joy and I love for the pain

  12. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:20am UTC
    I just want your love
    and your food and your money and your heart and your booze and your car and your house
    (:

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:21am UTC
    i want to be so financially secure that
    i don't have to look at the price tag of anything

  14. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:23am UTC
    Me in real life: Hi.
    Me online: Haiiiiii supp dawg howsu hiiii hihi halooo hay aye wadddup?

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:23am UTC
    “One day, he’s going to know. He’ll know your birthday, your middle name, where you were born, your star sign, and your parents names. He’ll know how old you were when you learnt to ride a bike, how your grandparents passed away, how many pets you had, and how much you hated going to school. He’ll know your eye color, your scars, your freckles, your laugh lines and your birth marks. He’ll know your favorite book, movie, candy, food, pair of shoes, color, and song. He’s going to know why you’re awake at 5am most nights, where you were when you realized you’d lost a good friend, why you picked up the razor and how you managed to put it down before things went too far. He’s going to know your phobias, your dreams, your fears, your wishes, and your worries. He’s going to know about your first heartbreak, your dream wedding, and your problems with your parents. He’ll know your strengths, weaknesses, laziness, energy, and your mixed emotions. He’s going to know about your love for mayonnaise, your dream of being famous when you were five, your need to quote any film you know all the way through, and your fear of growing older. He’ll know your bad habits, your mannerisms, your stroppy pout, your facial expressions, and your laugh like it’s his favorite song. The way you chew, drink, walk, sleep, fidget and kiss. He’s going to know that you’ve already picked out wedding flowers, baby names, tiles for the bathroom, bridesmaid dresses, and the color of your bedroom walls. He’s going to know, get annoyed at and then accept that you leave clothes everywhere, take twenty minutes to order a Starbucks, have to organize your DVD’s alphabetically, and check your horoscope… just incase. He’ll know your McDonald’s order, how many sugars to put in your tea, how many scoops of ice cream you want, and that you need your sandwiches cut into triangles. He’s going to know how you feel without you telling him, that you need a wee from a look on your face, and that you’re crying without shedding tears. He’s going to know all of it. Everything. You, from top to bottom and inside out. From learning, from sharing, from listening, from watching. He’s going to know every single thing there is to know, and you know what else? He is still going to love you.”

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:25am UTC
    my neck,
    my back,
    my netflix,
    and my snacks

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:26am UTC
    where can i find some
    self-esteem on sale

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:27am UTC
    so we’re just gonna walk around pretending
    it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:28am UTC
    books are just dead tattooed trees

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:30am UTC
    talking to a hot boy’s parents like,
    “I’m a big fan of your work”

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