Quotes added on Wednesday, June 4 2014

Crazy girl*
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June 4, 2014 1:44pm UTC

I know you've been watching p.orn when I step in the room and you're on the computer staring at the Google home page.

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Crazy girl*
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June 4, 2014 1:46pm UTC

Miley Cyrus went from america's little country angel to hood b*tch in like .031 seconds.

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Crazy girl*
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June 4, 2014 1:47pm UTC

I'm not rude. I'm honest. Not my problem you can't handle the truth.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 1:48pm UTC

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

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arianaa-is-my-queen*
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June 4, 2014 1:54pm UTC

what if I bought a cactus and just carried it around and whacked everyone who annoyed me with it
bc I totally would

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 2:07pm UTC

if anyone wanted an update on
my dog (which you probably didn't),
he's going to be fine (I think.) he had
a half-torn acl, and they're assuming
lymes. they gave pills for his knee and
pills for the lymes (that we're not sure
he has but better safe than sorry.)
they said they'll see if it heals itself and
if it doesn't then they'll resort to surgery.
he was so scared though, it broke my heart :(

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Adryanblue*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 2:13pm UTC

Never Lie to Her always keep it real with her

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 3:01pm UTC

They're trying to build a prison for you and me;
oh baby, for you and me...

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 3:30pm UTC

I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m f*cking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.

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DADDY ISSUES *
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June 4, 2014 3:46pm UTC

“If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
-Veronica (Heathers)

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wdmb14
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June 4, 2014 3:47pm UTC

sorry.....

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misfits
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June 4, 2014 4:14pm UTC

what do you do if you accidentally fall in love with the wrong person haha
(╯◕_◕)╯

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klahhkayy
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June 4, 2014 4:29pm UTC

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Would you believe me if I told you I was sorry?
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LittleMissObvious*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 4:31pm UTC

Whatever happened to
'I would rather die?'

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Hadley_heart
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 4:36pm UTC

One day, you'll remember how much I liked you, you're going to hate yourself for letting me go.

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bellacoolbird
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 4:42pm UTC

Goes Upstairs
"Why am I upstairs?"
Goes Downstairs
"Oh Yeah.. I remember"

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fool's gold*
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June 4, 2014 4:46pm UTC

"Losing him was
like hearing every
'goodbye' ever said to
me all at once." ♥

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Hadley_heart
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 4:50pm UTC

I hope one day you will realize I did truly care for you. I would have done anything for you. You're going to regret all the pain you caused me. And someday, you'll turn your back and I won't be waiting for you anymore. I might have been worthless to you, but not every boy is a self centered, two timing, possesive dïçk like you .

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 4:52pm UTC

ITS SAD KNOWING THAT I LOVE OTHERS MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF; I HATE TO SEE OTHERS IN PAIN, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ME, "IM FINE"

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bellacoolbird
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 4:55pm UTC

Stop being so Cute if your not going to date me

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