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Quotes added on Wednesday, June 4 2014

  1. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    I fell in love with you the way you fall asleep: slowly then all at once.... <3

  2. chels * chels *
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 12:48pm UTC
    its finally summer in my town and idk how i feel about this

  3. chels * chels *
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    Confession:
    im willing to do anything for the one i love and i cant tell if thats a bad thing or a good thing

  4. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    Once you have true feelings for someone, it will always be there. You may not like them anymore, but you still care.

  5. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    when you've asked someone to repeat themselves three times
    and you still don't know what they said

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:18pm UTC
    Fake girls eat salad.
    Real girls eat burgers!

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    Sisterhood of the Traveling Cramps. ugh. XD

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn’t notice it was the last bite… So I couldn’t mentally prepare myself and get closure.

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    People these days know the price of everything but the value of nothing..

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    "F*cking” is one of those f*cking words you can f*cking put any f*cking where in a sentence and it still makes f*cking sense.

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    I'm not always rude, Sometimes I'm sleeping.

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    Kendall Jenner bought her own apartment for $1.4 million and I'm out here struggling to buy a slurpee at 7-Eleven

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    Son: Hey dad! I got a girlfriend!
    Dad: Nice son, is she hot?
    Son: Hell yeah!
    Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend!
    Dad: *Loads shotgun*

  14. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    Boy: "ILY"
    Girl: "Awwww, spell it out
    Boy: "I'm leaving you..."

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    I'm not saying she's a sl*t, but she's been on more wieners than ketchup.

  16. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    OMG 5 seconds of summer are on tv with 'she looks so perfect' and im dying of excitement!

  18. wdmb14 wdmb14
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    I want to tell you because you are my best friend but i feel as if you cant know because you are my best friend....

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
    Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*

  20. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    hanging out with my new boyfriend
    his mom tackles him on the couch and they start wrestling
    credit: 9gag

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