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Quotes added on Sunday, June 1 2014

  1. Sisi Sisi
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 12:00am UTC
    Even if your on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there

  2. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 12:39am UTC
    Funny the way it is if you think about it

  3. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 12:54am UTC
    I haven't posted in a year omg

  4. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 1:54am UTC
    You've p.issed me off, you've made me cry, you've made me scream, but at the end of the day, I wouldn't want to be with anyone but you.

  5. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 1:57am UTC
    Am I the only one who has cuts all voer her body but doesn't know where did she get them from?
    (Don't get me wrong because I haven't reached that level of an emo kid to cut my wrists)

  6. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 2:22am UTC
    the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods

  7. Rennae Munson * Rennae Munson *
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 3:12am UTC
    If I let you in, you'd just want out.
    If I tell you the truth, you'd vie for a lie.
    If I spilt my guts, it would make a mess we can't clean up.
    If you follow me, you will only get lost. If you try to get closer, we'll only lose touch. But you already know too much, and you're not going anywhere.

  8. Rennae Munson * Rennae Munson *
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 4:12am UTC
    NOOOOOOOO


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:53am UTC
    I take you to be my lawful wedded text buddy. To have and harass, in rich quotes and nasty jokes, till dead battery do us part.

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:56am UTC
    My boss yelled at me today "This is the 5th time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!?" I said, "It must be Friday."

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 6:08am UTC
    When I'm frustrated at someone I like to imagine them being smacked with a d!ck.Not mine of course..I want to hurt them not kill them

  14. Mystic Mystic
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 8:01am UTC
    "My thoughts are stars
    I cannot fathom into constellations."

  15. Mystic Mystic
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 8:09am UTC
    Is it scarier to think that you might not find anyone
    or is it scarier to think that you've already found them
    and lost your shot?

  16. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 9:42am UTC
    Well,I think I am back :)

  17. litlnic litlnic
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 9:48am UTC
    Moving on

  18. KaylaJolynn KaylaJolynn
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 9:59am UTC
    A month ago, I would've wished for that dream to be true. Now though, I want nothing more than it to have featured someone else.


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  20. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:05am UTC
    I saw this on tumblr and i just..
    When a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap your hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly even deported from the country.

:)

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