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Quotes added on Friday, May 16 2014

  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 16, 2014 2:50am EDT
    my mom dumped a huge load
    of information I didn't want to know
    on my sister and I tonight. one of those
    pieces of information was that the final
    straw with my dad that made her ask
    him to leave when I was a baby, was
    that his sister called her saying that
    he was the one that got his own niece
    pregnant (I know, f.ucked up.) she said
    at first she thought it was because his
    sister didn't like him, but she just kept
    calling and after awhile my mom said
    she just couldn't take that risk with
    having three daughters. the sister
    said that they were going to get a
    paternity test done when the baby
    was born, but my mom was done
    before that happened. even now she
    thinks the sister was lying to protect
    her son (my mom swears the son was
    abusing the daughter and they always
    were protecting him- so it made sense.)
    I wish so much that my mom would
    have waited to make sure it wasn't
    him- or at least asked him about it.
    my life could have been so different.
    I could have had a dad.

  2. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 2:53am EDT
    EVEN JACOB SHIP'S JOX SO................................................. JOX

  3. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 2:57am EDT
    wanna know what i think. i think mahogany is underated like people hate on her for no reason. people say 9/9 when actually it's 10/10 because mahgany is apart of the magcon family. and everyone is just jealous because she is the only girl and she's extreamly pretty

  4. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 2:58am EDT
    I'm Sorry But JOX IS LIFE

  5. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 3:00am EDT
    THESE BART'S AINT LOYAL
    NASH GRIER TWEETS ARE FUNNY

  6. GlowingScars GlowingScars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:03am EDT
    On a different account,
    I joined witty on July 10, 2011.
    I wanted something cool and unique to put on my stardoll presentation.
    Instead, I found a whole world full of amazing people.
    Little did I know these people would end up making me a better person, and saving my life.
    Unfortunately most of those people have left witty now,
    but I want to thank those who have stayed or returned.
    As Steve said, witty is gowing through puberty.
    We need to help.
    Please, get your friends to join witty. As embarassing as it may be for them to see your profile, we need new members.
    I remember when the top hourly quotes had 500 likes, not 2.
    I remember when a new quote was added every second, not every half hour.
    Help witty through puberty, just as it helped you.

  7. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 3:04am EDT
    mahogany is perf i dont care what you say. your opinion is invalid to me

  8. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:05am EDT
    you would be lying to say you dont ship JOX

  9. Jay* Jay*
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    May 16, 2014 3:06am EDT
    Morning gorgeous people xD

  10. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:08am EDT
    matt i currently do not have a bae so holla up at yo girl maybe?

  11. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 3:10am EDT
    MAGcon = MY LIFE

  12. Kip Kip
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    May 16, 2014 3:12am EDT
    Relationship status:cheating on vaseline in bed with nivea on the sofa

  13. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 3:17am EDT
    Aaron in a onsie gives me heart pain's

  14. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:21am EDT
    If you Aint shipping JOX then i dont wanna talk

  15. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:23am EDT
    wear my merch so i know its real

  16. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
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    May 16, 2014 3:29am EDT
    I Love Mahogany because she's not afraid to express herself through her clothing and she teaches us how to CONFIDENT in ourselfs

  17. s3mpiternal s3mpiternal happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:30am EDT
    IT TURNS OUT BOYS DON'T REALLY WANT
    TO FIX YOU, THEY JUST WANT TO KISS YOU
    AND SPIT POISON DOWN YOUR THROAT.

  18. Loki* Loki*
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    May 16, 2014 3:58am EDT
                I GAVE THAT PITCH VIBRATO                                           PITCHES LOVE VIBRATO

  19. RVM RVM
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    May 16, 2014 4:01am EDT
    The only thing that belongs to us is our LIFE. Yet, we waste it in the pursuit of meaningless things that will never belong to us.-RVM

  20. justkiddiing justkiddiing
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    May 16, 2014 6:13am EDT
    Perhaps some day I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow
    -Sylvia Plath

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