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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 13 2014

  1. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:36am UTC
    Zim: GIR! Unleash the monkey!GIR: ...MONKEY!

  2. ForeverGymnast18 ForeverGymnast18
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:36am UTC
    Why am I feeling so guilty? Why am I holding my breath? I'm worried about everyone but me.

  3. ForeverGymnast18 ForeverGymnast18
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:37am UTC
    no one knows the pain i go through, the tears i shed, the real me, nothing. only a few friends know me well enough and theres not many people i can trust to tell them.. thats why im independent and stayed to myself

  4. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:38am UTC
    God is good
    God is great
    God is imaginary.

  5. Trapper75 Trapper75
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:38am UTC
    Layla (by Eric Clapton)
    is literally one of
    the best
    Songs of all time.
    Check it out.

  6. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:40am UTC
    You are
    what you love
    not who
    loves you.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. darkdeletion darkdeletion
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:55am UTC
    we scream, WE SHOUT.WE ARE THE FALLEN ANGELS.

  9. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:00am UTC
    Enjoy your LIFE

  10. brokenbones brokenbones
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:07am UTC
    I'm hard to love,
    But I love so easily.

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Bon'jour witties

  12. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:08am UTC
    I'm skipping 2 days of school and my class is going on their very first trip WITHOUT ME.
    This is not fair! Stupid cold!!!
    Unbelievable!!!

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:08am UTC
    Omg 5 seconds of summer are officially going to release their album in July, I cant wait to get my hands on it!:) <3333

  14. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:09am UTC
    Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

  15. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:10am UTC
    Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

  16. brokenbones brokenbones
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:11am UTC
    It's when a guy doesn't want to give you two a label that says it all.
    He's wishing for a better opportunity and does not want to be with you..

  17. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:11am UTC
    Zim: GIR! What are you doing?Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!Zim: Yes... and muffins...

  18. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!Dib: I don't wanna watch that.Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

  19. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to the Dib human.Gir: So? He seems nice!

  20. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:13am UTC
    Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.

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