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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 6 2014

  1. Zombie_Gurl Zombie_Gurl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:01am UTC
    " People who post their life on Witty,Facebook,Twitter, And Instagram, Honestly need a life. No one wants to know that you farted in math class and that ya'll giggled."

  2. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:02am UTC
    & I thought I was okay with change,
    but not this kind..

  3. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:12am UTC
    On Star wars day I played a 1977 star wars monopoly game and watched star wars revenge of the sith! I tried to move my piece with the force.. Didn't work :/ and then my mom called yoda a lizard.... We all freaked on her and made her leave the room. Lmao

  4. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:18am UTC
    & i told myself not to get attached..
    but i did just that.
    [now i'm screwed]

  5. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:23am UTC
    & because these things will change..

  6. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:27am UTC
    .....
    My girlfriend isn't allowed to watch Aladdin. He's trying to show her a whole new world. I'm like, "nah b*tch. I'm your whole world."
    .....

  7. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:29am UTC
    Angel of God, My guardian dear, to whom His love commits me here, Ever this day or night Be at my side, To light and guard, To rule and guide. Amen.

  8. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:35am UTC
    But I guess that's just what sl*ts do, how could it ever be just us twoI'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just f*cked you...

  9. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:39am UTC
    My brother. ♥♥
    How was your flight?
    This is his girlfriend. Who are you exactly? Why are you texting him?
    Okay first of all, stop calling yourself his "girlfriend" to make yourself feel better than other girls, we all know you aren't official so don't flatter yourself. Second, I'm the girl that can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex-girlfriend real quick. Now how was my brother's flight? B*tch.

  10. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:45am UTC
    we can die together man we can die together.....inside joke.. my ex wanted to commit suicide and said we can do it together....i wasnt talkin bout suicide xD

  11. Trapper75 Trapper75
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:53am UTC
    Down at the Astoria the scene was changing
    Bingo and rock were pushing out X-rating
    We were the first band to vomit in the bar
    And find the distance to the stage too far
    Meanwhile it's getting late at ten o'clock
    Rock is dead they say
    Long live rock!
    Long live rock, I need it every night!
    Long live rock, come on and join the line!
    Long live rock, be it dead or alive!
    -The Who "Long Live Rock"

  12. emkrisdarroch emkrisdarroch
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:56am UTC
    So there was this girl i used to know, before she commited suicide. She was the sweetest girl ever, but she thought nobody liked her. The day after she killed herself e and my friends put sticky notes everywhere in my school saying god bless (her name), an angel who is with god. and stuff like you are loved. Everyone is sad. R.I.P our angel, our friend and family. we love you.

  13. Zombie_Gurl Zombie_Gurl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:59am UTC
    "Friends can go from Best friends to Enemies in a blink of an eye, Trust the ones you pick to be there, Becuz one day they might not be there."

  14. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:00am UTC
    remember when I told you I was never going to stop
    LOVING YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL NO MATTER WHAT -
    now it seems i'm breaking every promise that I made
    CAUSE EVERY NIGHT I'M DESPERATE,
    asking God If he would just let me forget it
    But I wake up lovin' you

  15. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:12am UTC
    we can die together man we can die together.....inside joke.. my ex wanted to commit suicide and said we can do it together....i wasnt talkin bout suicide xD

  16. luna_rain luna_rain
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:12am UTC
    If your gonna put your whole life on social media, then don't get p!ssed when someone reads it and starts to talk about it. That's no ones fault but your own.

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:13am UTC
    Remember, That's so Raven and the episodes where this woman was discriminating against Raven and didn't employ her because she's black. Also the episode where she couldn't be a model because she was 'fat'? Those were the good ol' episodes. You don't see those kind of lessons in new Disney shows.

  18. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:14am UTC
    Just tell me you love me...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:22am UTC
    When you’re in front of me, my heart beats so quickly as if I am a youth tasting love for the first time. You are the beautiful mermaid who sheds lights to the sea of loneliness!! The sinful goddess who taught me about the forbidden fruit!Tamaki Suou (Ouran High School Host Club)

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