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Quotes added on Saturday, May 3 2014

  1. robbieiskawaii robbieiskawaii
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:01am UTC
    Parents: Son,you need to go out with your friends and have fun on fridays.
    Me: um....I have internet friends...do they count?
    Parents: No...no they don't.
    Me: well what the f*ck!

  2. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:10am UTC
    I. Keep. Refreshing. The. Page. Until. He. Gets. Online.

  3. jordanloveangel jordanloveangel
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:31am UTC
    life has people who hate you
    who don't care about you
    who wish i was not in there world
    who just breaks your heart everytime
    who don't let you do anything you want
    but theres one person who lets you do want ever you want
    &
    that person is you

  4. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Whenever I watch a movie, and one of the characters does something really embarrassing, whether to themselves or someone else, I have to pause it for a while and recover.

  5. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 12:48am UTC
    That moment when you realize that it's almost been a year that you've been with the person that you love more than anything, and from here on out there's so much more things ahead and so many years to spend and face together. ♥

  6. ninoska ninoska
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:20am UTC
    I hate when people act a
    different way when they're
    around certain people

  7. sarebobo101* sarebobo101*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:24am UTC
    I like the summer rain
    I like the sounds you make
    we put the world away
    we get so disconnected
    you are my getaway
    you are my favorite place
    we put the world away
    yeah we're so disconnected

  8. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:30am UTC
    "It's not the first time
    But this one really hurts
    Oh, oh, yeah
    This one's gonna...
    It hurts"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. heyitsjo heyitsjo
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:43am UTC
    If you dont scream "I'm in love, I'm in love and I dont care who knows it!" like Buddy the Elf when telling someone you're in love with them, then you're doing it wrong.

  11. InsertAliasHere InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:47am UTC
    I'll be that 60
    year old on stardoll
    one day.

  12. ninoska ninoska
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:50am UTC
    Behind a great woman, there is always an envious criticizing

  13. ninoska ninoska
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 1:59am UTC
    I'm screwed and radiant,
    perhaps more the former
    than the latter and vice
    versa

  14. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:29am UTC
    do you know what it feels like to be ripped out of a school the year youre gunna be a senior because your parents couldnt afford it anymore? do you know what its like to watch all your friends go to prom and think that should be me too? no? well guess what it sucks

  15. Bazinga73 Bazinga73
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:39am UTC
    Everyone's obsessing over Frozen and singing "Do you want to build a snowman" and i'm all here like.. "I thought hurricane season was over." ~pineapple express~


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Maisie* Maisie*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 4:09am UTC
    'Slowly Diffting'-Mr.Probz Waves
    That's Exactly What My Life Is Doing Slowly Diffting Away

  18. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 4:09am UTC
    Why Are The American Adverts So Good, Yet We Have Aliens Doing The Argos Advert?

  19. harshndivine harshndivine
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 4:43am UTC
    Hoping that someone will love u ,excatly likefishes love water..

  20. Livi ^-^ * Livi ^-^ *
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 4:59am UTC
    I Wanna Feel Yhur Touch Right Next To Mine :*

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