Quotes added on Friday, April 11 2014

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Just an average kid*
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April 11, 2014 12:18am UTC

I'm at the point in the semester
where if I got hit by a car,
I'd probably thank the kind stranger

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lostindaydream
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April 11, 2014 12:24am UTC

Dear teacher,
Please remember that your are not my only teacher. I have seven different teachers. Therefore, your assignments aren't the only ones I have to do. I have other assignments, too. Please don't pile up a bunch of assignments all on one week. Yes I can finish it if I didn't have any other assignment, but I do. So back off and just me a break.
Sincerely,
The student hiding behind a pile of HW

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:31am UTC

all the people around me are
falling in love and i'm just here falling asleep

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:35am UTC

but you're so whoa and i'm so oh

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:37am UTC

haha if you're bored you could
just kiss me, idk just sayin

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:39am UTC

i'm tired 8 days a week

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Tiffehhh_
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April 11, 2014 12:42am UTC

" Those tears in your eyes
are the products
of lies... "
-SayWeCanFly (Braden Barrie)

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:46am UTC

“Being a drug addict isn’t nearly as bad as being sober and loving a drug addict. Whether it’s a family member spouse or friend. Nothing will screw up your life as bad as being associated with a drug addict. You can’t save them but they can sure as hell destroy you - and they will.”

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:48am UTC

why are they called palm trees
when they can't even fit in my hand

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:53am UTC

I have one left month of my freshman year of college.
I've fallen in love, got heartbroken.
I've got drunk every weekend and blacked out.
I've met some amazing people and I've met the people I always want to be around.
I've embarassed myself and not cared at all the next day.
I've made some mistakes but I embrace them.
I've fallen in love with where I am.
I can't wait for the rest of my life.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:57am UTC

yeah baby i'm an ANIMAL in bed.
more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 12:59am UTC

why don't you guys ask me questions.
like are you even curious about me
do you wanna know my middle name
my last name
my favorite color
my favorite movie
my netflix account information
the hospital i was born
my social security number
my blood type
when i sold my soul to satan

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:00am UTC

*falls in shower*
parkour

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:02am UTC

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:03am UTC

do you think clouds look down on people
and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:05am UTC

i'm thankful for all the different
ways i can eat potatoes