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Quotes added on Sunday, March 30 2014

  1. Sarah Elizabeth♡* Sarah Elizabeth♡*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:00am UTC
    I guess I'm the one who lost here.

  2. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:02am UTC
    Ideally you would love me; but I remember you once told me this is not an ideal world.

  3. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:11am UTC
    Oh you think I spend way to much time on the computer?
    Guurlllll, stfu or gtfo cuz I'm totes off the computer most of my life like IDEK why you thought that. You totes sh- oh BRB, Ricky just tweeted something. What do you mean I don't have any friends and I'm not social enough? I beg to differ. I can have Kittalia, Melon Lord, and Inkquill332, and the rest of my followers vouch for me.

  4. wearesarcasm wearesarcasm
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:12am UTC
    do you ever just lay in bed and realize you're not good enough

  5. D* D*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:15am UTC
    ....at the end of the day,
    you're true personality is exposed through hard times and heart break.
    you are in a deep hole that no one hears you in,
    but you learn that you dont have to be alone,
    so you should let your feelings out.
    life sucks, but things are never permanent.

  6. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:16am UTC
    it's hard to say
    because I don't want to
    say it.
    but if you love me
    let me go
    and I'm as serious as I can be.
    because I don't want this happening to
    both of us when
    its worse enough its
    happening
    to one of us.
    I'm
    sorry.

  7. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:16am UTC
    Oh, dont mind me.
    I'm just using comic sans.
    Don't worry.
    I'm using them ironically.

  8. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:27am UTC
    Oh my god
    there are so many
    freaking awesome artists
    in my art club and I'm like "Oh
    fruck. Well there goes my self-esteem."
    Because most of the kids in my art class are
    horrible at drawing and I'm just like "HA HA Mother
    Fruckers! I'm better than you guys and I'm not even trying!
    Suckers!!! Ha!" And oh my gosh there's is so much professionalism...
    Some one kill me right now. I don't feel like being mocked inside of there
    freaking head. Yeah, I know they're mocking me with my un-experienced-ness.
    Well you know what, it's not my fault so maybe I'll just go cocoon in my room or go
    look at other peoples drawings and make myself feel better by comparing theres to
    mine and wow I sound conceited but whatever. Don't act like it doesn't make you
    feel better that someone does somthing horrible that you're awesome at. You
    just get this awesome feeling of pride and wanna rub it in their face but
    you're nice and just pretend to be modest while brushing off their
    compliments but on the inside your ego is practically 'bout to
    pop and you caught me. I'm just trying to even this out into
    a pyramid. Oops well there's you explanations for why
    this is long. Just a few more lines. I'd be really
    surprised if you were still reading this
    but congratulations if you are.
    I don't know why but
    whatevers...
    And done.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:31am UTC
    do not be fooled by me
    sitting next to you in
    a plastic blue chair
    face plastered
    with the fakest smile
    while inside, i am
    trying my hardest
    not to lose it
    i am in prison
    but most of you
    don't realize that
    because my jail cell
    is invisible
    -g.j.

  10. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:35am UTC
    {Can we create something beautiful,
    & destroy it?}


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:40am UTC
    this is completely random but I want to know what yalls opion is on LGBT people.
    I'm not trying to offend anyone I only want to see what people think.
    I'm doing a speech for class and I want to here other peoples opinion rather than my own.
    Thank you all :)

  13. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:40am UTC
    Me: theres these people I hate
    Me: I call them peasants.
    Me: ...oh wait I call everyone that
    Me: ...oh right I hate people...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: thats right, peasants.

  14. ChelseaLouise* ChelseaLouise*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:41am UTC
    The brave do not live forver,
    but the cautious do not live at all.

  15. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:46am UTC
    YO MAMAS SO DIRTY I KINDLy helped her clean behind her ears with a gentle wash cloth and cucumber scented dove soap

  16. DevilAngel69 DevilAngel69
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:47am UTC
    Through the thunder and the rain
    Together we fall together we fly away
    Hold me closer
    You are my one and only
    You're the queen of hearts make me your king
    You'll be the diamond I got the ring
    We could rule the world own everything
    -Queen Of Hearts|We The Kings

  17. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:59am UTC
    You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
    Somebody That I Used To Know (Making Mirrors)

  18. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:59am UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  19. emilio emilio happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 1:01am UTC
    PLEASE HELP!
    My best friend is in a competition to win FREE tickets to a MIRANDA LAMBERT concert, along with MEET AND GREET PASSES!
    + Some merch and a signed CD.
    All he has to do is be the person with the most refferals:
    http://www.jamplify.com/3fb7b5
    If you can go to the link, he has a chance to win!
    He's been bouncing from 1st and 2nd place.
    Thank you for the help!!

  20. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 1:04am UTC
    ~And there's a story in her eyes~

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