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  6. Steezy Steezy
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    March 22, 2014 4:43am UTC
    Me:*Eating during class*
    Boy:...
    Me:*Pulls out crisps*
    Boy:...
    Me:*Pulls out oreos*
    Boy:Do you have a fridge in your bag or something?
    Me:I wish


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  8. LostInMyOwnWorld LostInMyOwnWorld
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    March 22, 2014 4:47am UTC
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  10. poorAHMAD poorAHMAD
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 5:45am UTC
    You are my moon,
    and all other girls are just stars around you
    ♥♥

  11. imfreakinawesome* imfreakinawesome*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 5:57am UTC
    What's So Good About Picking Up The Pieces?
    --Caraphernelia; PTV

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:14am UTC
    so, my mom's one friend is
    p.issed off at men because
    the guy she is cheating on
    her husband with has a girl
    on the side, and idk I just find
    that to be pretty funny.

  13. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:37am UTC
    things that need to be more affordable:
    -plane tickets
    -whole, natural foods
    -gas
    -workout clothing
    -phone bills
    -University (education) tuition
    Things that need to be more expensive:
    -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
    -cigarettes
    -alcohol
    more things that need to be more affordable:
    -tampons/pads
    -bras
    -medical treatment
    -concert tickets
    more things that need to be more expensive:
    -fines on DUIs
    -crocs

  14. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:40am UTC
    me: i think there's someone in my house...
    me: i hope they don't use my WiFi. the password is really easy.

  15. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:45am UTC
    “Art should disturb the comfortable, and comfort the disturbed”
    - Banksy

  16. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:03am UTC
    Parenting - stereotypes
    White people:
    Kid: Shut the f/ck up mom!
    Mom: Alright, Alright. There's no need to get hostile.
    Black people:
    Kid: Shut the f/ck up mom!
    Mom: YOU MUST LOST YO GOD DAMN MIND! *gun in hand*

  17. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:20am UTC
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    love with someone but realized
    you were just staring in a mirror for 20
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  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:26am UTC
    It’s Saturday night where I am and I’m guessing that a lot of you are going to end up drunk, high or in a stranger’s bed. There’s something you all need to remember; you don’t need that bottle of vodka to talk to that cute boy, you don’t need to get high in a club bathroom to escape the demons of your past. No matter how many times that cute boy says he’ll love you in the morning, he’s lying. Yes, it will feel nice to be needed for the night but when morning comes that boy will tell you to leave and that is was fun but he will never call you. He will leave you and you’ll go back to feeling empty. Now I don’t know this from personal experience but I’ve seen enough friends peel themselves off the bathroom floor to know that this is not what you need. If you’re chasing the high or feeling of drunken bliss, you can find it in other places. If you’re looking for that warm feeling of being needed, you can find it in better places than the bed of that cute boy from the bar. You deserve to be loved forever for who you truly are, not who you are when you’re just trying to forget your life.
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  19. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:51am UTC
    Introspect! Is your life moving forward or just moving like a pendulum? -RVM

  20. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 8:08am UTC
    I sing everything. My maths homework, my conversations, cooking ingredients, the narnia soundtrack, and everything else!
    Format by x_laughingwiththemoon_x

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