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Quotes added on Saturday, March 22 2014

  1. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:02am EDT
    No one deserves to be blindsided the way I was.

  2. eyyy!! it's Evy!* eyyy!! it's Evy!*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:16am EDT
    my moms name is Rosa... just so u could understand my story :)
    today when my mom dropped me off at school i said " it smells like roses!" and she rolled down the window and said "its cause im here!" and i turn around to look her and i just simply said "SMH mom SMH!"

  3. olives olives
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:17am EDT
    I feel rejuvenated after a good long venting session with
    a close friend, knowing that as mean
    and dramatic as I may sound, I'm not being judged because she's thinking the same things

  4. eyyy!! it's Evy!* eyyy!! it's Evy!*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:24am EDT
    Bro: *at the table with a bowl of cereal* NOOOOO!!!!
    Me: *Walking out of my room* Dude!?? What happened??!
    Bro: *frowns then smiles* I forgot my spoon
    Me: Mkaii soo... go get one
    Bro: *reaches out hand* but.. but.. its too far.. Can you be a good little sis and get me one please!!!!!!??????
    Me: *stares at him*
    Bro: If you get me one i won't tell mom you have a boyfriend
    Me: *runs to the drawer* Would you like anything else??
    Bro: Nope thats all .... Run along now peasant.
    Me: *stares* i dont like you very much
    Bro: i love you too now go away you making me uncomfortable i can't eat my cereal......

  5. olives olives
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:24am EDT
    Loving those simple day-makers

  6. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:27am EDT
    Peoples differences should be celebrated!!!! So wittians happy in birthday!!!

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:56am EDT
    my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young
    and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

  8. MissEmma MissEmma
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:58am EDT
    it takes a lot of love
    to learn that You cannot miss somebody
    i n t O c o m i n g b a c k

  9. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:02am EDT
    It's sad at how when a girl likes a guy who doesn't like her back, its shameful and meaningless
    But when there's a guy who likes a girl who doesn't like him back, its like the saddest thing in the world

  10. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:11am EDT
    Hard to breathe;
    Feels like floating
    So full of love, my heart's exploding.
    Mouth is dry, hands are shaking;
    My heart is yours for the taking.
    Acting weird, not myself;
    Dancing around like the Keebler elf.
    I guess it's finally time, for this poor schlubb...
    To know how it feels to fall in love.

  11. Arsonal* Arsonal*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:22am EDT
    I like you again but i'm afraid to say something
    You're beautiful, your smile brightens my whole day,
    Your laugh kills me because of how amazing it is,
    All those girls are nothing compared too you,
    You have so many guys after you,
    I alway hope i'm not annoying,
    We tried once but seriously it wasn't anything,
    If we would try again I sure you won't regret it,
    Believe me when I say your the one for me,
    The only problem i have is I don't want to lose what we have
    over a question and getting a denial,

  12. fragile* fragile*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:27am EDT
    you are what you love,
    not who loves you //

  13. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:30am EDT
    Hey guys! I've got a math exam that goes for an hour and a half on monday! What a great day that will be...

  14. ToInspireisToLive ToInspireisToLive
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:30am EDT
    lifes not Forever,
    but Fun Is Imorrtal

  15. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:37am EDT
    "14th street." just another example of american creativity

  16. fragile* fragile*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:45am EDT
    you'll find loss and you'll fear what you found.

  17. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 3:24am EDT
    "The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do.
    Every day it’s a different version of itself. Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human. Uncertain. Alone.
    Cratered by imperfections."


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:13am EDT
    Just like every Sunday,
    I called momma up last night;
    AND EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT,
    I tell her everything's alright.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

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