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Quotes added on Friday, March 21 2014

  1. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 12:29am EDT
    When someone doesn't answer my text
    (Let it go parody)
    Let me know
    Let me know
    Why won't you answer me?
    Let me know
    Let me know
    I can't stand it anymore
    Here I sit
    And stare at the screen
    Let me know, let me know
    I didn't want to talk to you anyway

  2. Bailey14marie Bailey14marie
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 12:51am EDT
    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies withen us


  3. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  4. username* username*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:08am EDT
    MY DAYDREAM:
    Me: Hey Nick! WOW you button your shirt all the way? You gotta leave some room to breathe!
    *starts unbuttoning shirt
    Nick: Um Laura...you unbuttoned two already...I think thats enough
    Me: No no...it's not...hold on
    *takes off shirt
    Nick: LAURA! YOU JUST UNBUTTONED MY WHOLE SHIRT AND TOOK IT OFF!
    Me: Well you still have an undershirt..
    *Slowly pulls off his undershirt.
    Nick: Okay Laura, what are you trying to do to me?!
    Me: Oooh Nick! Aren' t you sweating in those pants? Let me help
    *Unzips his pants
    Nick: Laura...
    *tries to push me away
    Me: Dang you must be even hotter with your underwear...
    Nick: NO LAURA! BAD BAD BAD BAD LAURA!!!!
    Me: I think there may be a bed in this room...do you wanna frickle frack with me? ;]
    Nick:....what
    END OF DREAM

  5. username* username*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:11am EDT
    Okay, I've been drawing peach rings on index cards and having my friend give them to my crush and seriously he doesn't even seem afraid for his life. I saw him during class reading the index card which btw made my heart happy.

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:07am EDT
    "I'm sick" I say as I make
    soup at 2am.

  7. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:10am EDT
    "Okay"
    "Okay"

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:17am EDT
    TRUE FRIENDSHIP:
    Me: I feel like I'm gonna vomit
    Friend: Well, if you need somewhere to vomit you can vomit on me.
    Me:
    Me:
    Her:
    Other Friends:
    Her: wait.

  9. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:23am EDT
    I was happy, but you fixed that by showing your face again.

  10. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:32am EDT
    I hate the Twitter step-by-step beginner thing.
    Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.

  11. welly welly
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 3:05am EDT
    My wedding is coming ! Which wedding dress is the best choice ?
    http://www.winoon.co.uk/ball-gown-keyhole-neck-lace-tulle-bridal-wedding-dress-uk/
    http://www.winoon.co.uk/ball-gown-strapless-sweetheart-neck-lace-long-bridal-wedding-gown/

  12. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 3:57am EDT
    Do what YOU want to do because if you don’t, you are nothing but your own slave.-RVM

  13. poorAHMAD poorAHMAD
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 4:44am EDT
    I'm here to share my weird thoughts with my bad English :|
    Time to change my profile picture :) :|

  14. freak* freak*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 4:44am EDT
    I have never been so emotionally unprepared for a History lesson. Today my friends and I walked into History and the teacher has a video up and explains its very imformative blah blah. Then he pressed play.
    "Hi, I'm John Green."
    John. Green. On my screen. Teaching me history.
    Every. Freaking. Girl. in the. entire. class. s.c.r.e.a.m.e.d. or gasped. I don't think you understand like the teacher actually had to stop the video and ask what was wrong and it was just kinda stunned silence and omg wht I can't process this. that was the best history lesson.

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 5:05am EDT
    I barely know you,
    but I think I want to
    & god what am I getting myself into
    Please don't remove this!

  16. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 6:28am EDT
    We've got a lot, don't you dare forget that. ♥

  17. transparent transparent
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 8:01am EDT
    “May the blind man make you realise that it is not he that has been living his life blind, rather you.”

  18. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 8:03am EDT
    If only he liked me...

  19. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 8:06am EDT
    I was reading these scary stories in the middle of the night and I got freaked out. Then as soon as I stopped reading them, I heard someone trying to unlock the door. As soon as they unlocked it, I heard cackling. It turns out my mom was having trouble unlocking the door and my little brother was laughing. Talk about an epic fail.

  20. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 8:06am EDT
    Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
    and in doing so, arent you the SAME as them?

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